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May 07, 2008 23:37

since then, i've gone to the airport twice, walmart a lot, pensacola a couple times, and tennessee once. i'm sure there's a lot to write about. one thing that stands out in my head is..

getting searched by the narcotics police. yep, i got pulled over on powder springs road about a month ago, and officer narcotics came up to my window and asked me to step out of the car. immediately. i got out and he said he pulled me over because my tag light was out. then he asked if he could search my car. i told him that my heart was beating fast and that i did not feel comfortable with him doing that, but i didn't want it to be held against me. he said it wouldn't and his partner asked lloyd, my boss's son, to step out of the car as well. they told us we could sit on the hood of the police car, but when i sat down, it was hot, so i told him i didn't like sitting there. he said i didn't have to. officer narcotics II said that since i denied them the right to search my car, they were going to have their dog do a walk-around my vehicle and that he would alert them if there was any narcotics present. side note: officer narcotics I and II were being just as nice as they could be and they assured me over and over that this was completely routine. so the dog trotted around my car and lo and behold, when he got to the front passenger side door, he lifted up on two legs and began scratching at the handle. he did this at my door too. officer N said the dog was alerting them of the presence of narcotics and this now gave them the right to search my car. office N II put on a pair of gloves and went at it. they asked us if we had any weapons and told us to empty our pockets. 30+ minutes later, officer N II asked me if i did cocaine or if i knew anyone who did that had been in my car. uh, no way. then he went to his car and got out a test kit. he put something in there and shook it. then he shook it some more. he took the "evidence" over to officer N I and said that he was getting a faint blue color, but he wasn't getting the normal separation so he didn't feel the reading was positive enough to... i don't remember what else he said, i think i was blacking out some. he asked me something about smoking pot, and i said my ex boyfriend did, but he never smoked it in my car, to my knowledge. and both officers laughed and said "oh ho ho, why didn't you say that in the first place? that's probably what it was. you kids have a good night and get that tag light replaced."

when i got home, i glanced around my car to see what all they saw while searching and wouldn't you know, i had a 2 foot plastic ninja sword in my back seat. weaponry! and in the change holders(?) in both doors lay pieces of candy cigarettes. remnants from our sugar high on the way up from pensacola.

in conclusion, candy cigarettes are almost crack rock, but they don't separate when being tested.

the more you know.
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