Doctor Who Notes: 5x12 - "The Pandorica Opens"
Whee I'm finally well! Computer is working, things are happening, so let's watch Doctor who!
Last week some alien randomly tried to build a TARDIS like thing and the Doctor played some football. Also the crack was there and please tell me that Craig and Sophie lived happily ever after, PLEASE! Also, Amy found her engagement ring in the Doctor's pocket, dundundun!
34 seconds in and I'm gutted, Vincent is here and he's been driven into his insanity D:
Meanwhile in 1941, Winston Churchill has acquired himself a Van Gogh, oh my...
At the Stormcage facility...that's where River is being held right? A phone is ringing.
HOW THE HELL DID WINSTON CHURCHILL GET HER NUMBER? They aren't in the same time period?
Lolz, River using her feminine wiles to get out of prison. In the right time period, River goes looking for the painting...really? It's still there?
OMG Liz 10 is here!
She had to find the sleaziest bar imaginable, didn't she? I wonder if it's the one Jack hangs out at.
Eeeeeew you cut some poor time agent's hand of...possibly Jack's? Ewww. If he's not here this will have been the first finale he hasn't been in. *sadness*
On the TARDIS, Amy is staring intently at her engagement ring.
The oldest planet in the universe is called Planet What?
Hehehe the very first words in recorded history is 'Hello Sweetie' lolz.
Uugh god, I want to effing strangle River.
Vincent painted the TARDIS blowing up :o
Doctor on a horse &hearts
STONEHENDGE!
You guys are brave, I wouldn't go down there.
Pfft random cyberman head just lying on the ground...Ooooh it moved! Real question is what is it doing there in the first place?
You're a dork, see a door and you just have to open it, don't you?
The Pandorica is a Borg Cube.
Oh look, there is the Cyberman's arm. He's gonna be looking for that.
"A Nameless warrior/trickster soaked in the blood of a million galaxies..." That's you, you butthead!
"Most feared being in all the cosmos" STILL YOU.
Out of all the storybooks she could have had, her favourite was the one about Pandora's Box? That says something.
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING COINCIDENCES?
Are you a loony? Did you fall out of the TARDIS and hit your head?
Lolz the stones just sent out an email to the bad guy incorporated mailing list "Hai, Pandorica is opening, be there or be square!"
Why don't you know? CUZ IT'S YOU. THIS IS A BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF THE DOCTOR PARTY AND EVERYONE IS INVITED!
Hehehehe ten thousand starships?
Oooooh dear, Daleks :D
Okay here is a question, where did the Cyber ships come from?
Hehehehe you've got to stop pissing people off.
Oh those poor Romans.
Aww, she asked him about the ring ;_;
You just don't jump out and say look at me! I'm a target!
AAAAH creepy cyberman head!
AHHHH creepier cyberman skull!
Wow for a head, he's certainly got some game.
SHIIIIIT his body came back!
WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING?!
RORY YAAAAAAAAAAY!
I'M SORRY BUT YOU ARE MISSING THE OBVIOUS!
Hehehe "How've you been?" "Good. Well, Roman."
"I died and turned into a Roman, it's fuzzy."
oooh it's lighting up and opening!
It's green and glowing and I would not stand so close to it if I were you.
Wow everyone and their dog showed up to this thing.
Seeing the obvious, he's just not.
What? They pussied out and disappeared? LAME!
Aww she doesn't remember him ;_;
Uh oh, the TARDIS is acting up!
Heheh head full of Roman stuff.
It's not gonna help Doctor, she never wanted to get married in the first place.
The TARDIS has brought River to 26/06/2010!
Fuuuck the crack is inside the TARDIS!
The TARDIS in its infinite wisdom has brought River to Amy's house. *has no idea why*
Lolz random funny looking crop circles.
In Amy's room, River finds Amy's toys and a book on Romans also? The book of Pandora's Box. ALL OF THIS IS INSIDE AMY'S HEAD, ISN'T IT?
Aww nooo Rory ;_;
Silence will fall!!
You mind not have noticed this Doctor, but the soldiers are kind of...um...
Aww no, Rory doesn't wanna go *cries more*
Aww she remembered ;_;
It's not what is coming out babycakes, it's what's going in.
FUUUCK DOOOOMED!
Aww Rory shot her ;_;
It's nice that your enemies have come to watch you diiiie.
"Only the DOctor can fly the TARDIS" That's a lie, isn't it? Or is it..?
Doctor got locked in a box.
Rory is a robot.
River and the TARDIS are trapped in a slab of rock and are currently blowing up.
Amy is deadsies.
WHAT A FUN SHOW!
TO BE CONTINUED MY BUTT I hate when they do that!
OMG NO PREVIEW FOR SATURDAY DDD:
Good lord, that was epic. Going off to icon now :D
Last week some alien randomly tried to build a TARDIS like thing and the Doctor played some football. Also the crack was there and please tell me that Craig and Sophie lived happily ever after, PLEASE! Also, Amy found her engagement ring in the Doctor's pocket, dundundun!
34 seconds in and I'm gutted, Vincent is here and he's been driven into his insanity D:
Meanwhile in 1941, Winston Churchill has acquired himself a Van Gogh, oh my...
At the Stormcage facility...that's where River is being held right? A phone is ringing.
HOW THE HELL DID WINSTON CHURCHILL GET HER NUMBER? They aren't in the same time period?
Lolz, River using her feminine wiles to get out of prison. In the right time period, River goes looking for the painting...really? It's still there?
OMG Liz 10 is here!
She had to find the sleaziest bar imaginable, didn't she? I wonder if it's the one Jack hangs out at.
Eeeeeew you cut some poor time agent's hand of...possibly Jack's? Ewww. If he's not here this will have been the first finale he hasn't been in. *sadness*
On the TARDIS, Amy is staring intently at her engagement ring.
The oldest planet in the universe is called Planet What?
Hehehe the very first words in recorded history is 'Hello Sweetie' lolz.
Uugh god, I want to effing strangle River.
Vincent painted the TARDIS blowing up :o
Doctor on a horse &hearts
STONEHENDGE!
You guys are brave, I wouldn't go down there.
Pfft random cyberman head just lying on the ground...Ooooh it moved! Real question is what is it doing there in the first place?
You're a dork, see a door and you just have to open it, don't you?
The Pandorica is a Borg Cube.
Oh look, there is the Cyberman's arm. He's gonna be looking for that.
"A Nameless warrior/trickster soaked in the blood of a million galaxies..." That's you, you butthead!
"Most feared being in all the cosmos" STILL YOU.
Out of all the storybooks she could have had, her favourite was the one about Pandora's Box? That says something.
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING COINCIDENCES?
Are you a loony? Did you fall out of the TARDIS and hit your head?
Lolz the stones just sent out an email to the bad guy incorporated mailing list "Hai, Pandorica is opening, be there or be square!"
Why don't you know? CUZ IT'S YOU. THIS IS A BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF THE DOCTOR PARTY AND EVERYONE IS INVITED!
Hehehehe ten thousand starships?
Oooooh dear, Daleks :D
Okay here is a question, where did the Cyber ships come from?
Hehehehe you've got to stop pissing people off.
Oh those poor Romans.
Aww, she asked him about the ring ;_;
You just don't jump out and say look at me! I'm a target!
AAAAH creepy cyberman head!
AHHHH creepier cyberman skull!
Wow for a head, he's certainly got some game.
SHIIIIIT his body came back!
WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING?!
RORY YAAAAAAAAAAY!
I'M SORRY BUT YOU ARE MISSING THE OBVIOUS!
Hehehe "How've you been?" "Good. Well, Roman."
"I died and turned into a Roman, it's fuzzy."
oooh it's lighting up and opening!
It's green and glowing and I would not stand so close to it if I were you.
Wow everyone and their dog showed up to this thing.
Seeing the obvious, he's just not.
What? They pussied out and disappeared? LAME!
Aww she doesn't remember him ;_;
Uh oh, the TARDIS is acting up!
Heheh head full of Roman stuff.
It's not gonna help Doctor, she never wanted to get married in the first place.
The TARDIS has brought River to 26/06/2010!
Fuuuck the crack is inside the TARDIS!
The TARDIS in its infinite wisdom has brought River to Amy's house. *has no idea why*
Lolz random funny looking crop circles.
In Amy's room, River finds Amy's toys and a book on Romans also? The book of Pandora's Box. ALL OF THIS IS INSIDE AMY'S HEAD, ISN'T IT?
Aww nooo Rory ;_;
Silence will fall!!
You mind not have noticed this Doctor, but the soldiers are kind of...um...
Aww no, Rory doesn't wanna go *cries more*
Aww she remembered ;_;
It's not what is coming out babycakes, it's what's going in.
FUUUCK DOOOOMED!
Aww Rory shot her ;_;
It's nice that your enemies have come to watch you diiiie.
"Only the DOctor can fly the TARDIS" That's a lie, isn't it? Or is it..?
Doctor got locked in a box.
Rory is a robot.
River and the TARDIS are trapped in a slab of rock and are currently blowing up.
Amy is deadsies.
WHAT A FUN SHOW!
TO BE CONTINUED MY BUTT I hate when they do that!
OMG NO PREVIEW FOR SATURDAY DDD:
Good lord, that was epic. Going off to icon now :D