[ Rule 11 ] [ Audio // Common ]

May 23, 2010 11:24

[The comm clicks on and Tyler's voice is heard. He sounds a little bored, as evident by the lazy drawl.]

So you're gonna feed the girl to the dog. Nice work. Go passengers go. What's happening with Mr Pooch after he eats her? Lock him up in carnival as well?

[There's a russle in the background, followed by a loud crunch. Someone's got himself some ( Read more... )

@marco, @meth, bored now. need to break something, @lily, i like chips, she so wants me, uncle tyler wants to know..., event, @rfena, tyler

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lilyground May 23 2010, 03:03:54 UTC
They're gonna feed Jennifer to Fenrir?

[!!!]

That's an awesome idea!

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ilikesoap May 23 2010, 03:07:38 UTC
I dunno, but I reckon they should. Then she's gone for good.

Unless she possesses his stomach or some crazy shit like that.

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lilyground May 23 2010, 03:08:57 UTC
[Lily pauses to reflect on how undoubtedly bad that would be.]

... That would really suck.

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ilikesoap May 23 2010, 03:20:55 UTC
[Bad as it is, Tyler does find it kind of fun to think about.]

I wonder how the boat heroes would go about fixing that mess.

[Crunch crunch. Tyler munches while he ponders the result.]

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lilyground May 23 2010, 03:22:19 UTC
They could shoot it?

[But they have no guns!]

Orrr stab it? Or cut it in half?

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ilikesoap May 23 2010, 03:42:55 UTC
Could get one of the robot dudes to sit on it while they figure out what the hell to do.

Cut it in half and the chick might get out. Then we'd be back to square one minus a big green dog.

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lilyground May 23 2010, 03:51:24 UTC
Aw, you're right...

[Hypotheticals With Tyler and Lily.]

... What if you gave it to Nirvana?

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ilikesoap May 23 2010, 04:04:48 UTC
The dog?

[Pause to consider this. That's not actually a bad plan.]

Creepy faceless shopkeeper dude might like that. What do you reckon we'd get in return?

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lilyground May 24 2010, 02:24:17 UTC
Umm... I dunno. Maybe another dog?

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ilikesoap May 24 2010, 09:26:22 UTC
[Tyler laughs, genuinely pleased with their plan.]

We might get a blue one this time!

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