[ Rule 07 ] [ Voice // English ]

[ilikesoap]

[The comm clicks on. Jack sounds tired when he speaks.]

I had the weirdest dream last night. No matter what I do I can't stop thinking about it.

[Pause to yawn. The poor guys sounds like he's been up all night. Which come to think of it, he kind of has.]

I've heard a lot of mumbo jumbo stuff over the years about dreams having meanings... but Unicorns

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[pimp_hat]

Maybe it be meanin' joo should watch what joo eat befuh headin' to bed.

[ilikesoap]

That's some of the best advice I've heard since I got here.

[Amused.]

[pimp_hat]

I be full of good advice. Just nobody be listenin' to it.

[ilikesoap]

Well I'm listening.

Good advice is rare these days. We haven't met have we? I'm Jack.

[pimp_hat]

Well dat be dependin' on whatchu t'ink "good advice" be.

And I be Kevas.

[ilikesoap]

I'm not even sure these days. I'll know when I hear it.

Are you Jamaican..?

[pimp_hat]

Den I guess I'll just keep givin' it out and let joo decide.

Am I what?

[ilikesoap]

That works.

[Pause.]

I'll take that as a no.

[pimp_hat]

Don't know what dis Jahmakin' be but I be a troll mon.

[ilikesoap]

[P-pause. Troll. Lovely.]

Jamaica is a... country where I'm from. They sound similar to you.

[PLEASE DON'T EAT ME.]

[pimp_hat]

Dat so? Dey be trolls too?

e__e; sorry!

[ilikesoap]

What? No. No they aren't.

We ah... don't have trolls where I'm from. Not real ones anyway.

It's no problem <3

[pimp_hat]

So dere be no trolls but dem mons be tryin' to talk like trolls?

Be soundin' like dey be a bunch of damn copycats.

[ilikesoap]

I... guess you could put it like that.

Though, if they've never seen you how could they be copying?