William Shatner will destroy us all.
We went to see Kat french kiss a chihuahua today, she put its head in her mouth. Her name was Phoebe and she wore a necklace and a sundress and was smaller than me!
Then we went for Asahi and lots of spinny spinny sushi but they wouldn't let me ride the conveyor belt. Something about health code violations. :(
Then we went to meet William Shatner and he said he was going to pelt the earth with meteors, asteroids, and death stars - these black hole thingamies that spin and spin until light shoots out both sides.
If that didn't work, then he was going to invert the earth's poles and bombard us with super volcanoes.
If that didn't kill us, then he was going to have to get nasty. I just hope he doesn't sing.
I think I need therapy now every time old Star Trek comes on tv.
After, we saw Kat more, then got bad coffee, and saw Kat's cat. It was fluffy but didn't talk to me much.
Now we're home.
Just remember that bald is beautiful.
Then we went for Asahi and lots of spinny spinny sushi but they wouldn't let me ride the conveyor belt. Something about health code violations. :(
Then we went to meet William Shatner and he said he was going to pelt the earth with meteors, asteroids, and death stars - these black hole thingamies that spin and spin until light shoots out both sides.
If that didn't work, then he was going to invert the earth's poles and bombard us with super volcanoes.
If that didn't kill us, then he was going to have to get nasty. I just hope he doesn't sing.
I think I need therapy now every time old Star Trek comes on tv.
After, we saw Kat more, then got bad coffee, and saw Kat's cat. It was fluffy but didn't talk to me much.
Now we're home.
Just remember that bald is beautiful.