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wow. the department of wildlife rocks my world. johnny and i shadowed one of the DoW game wardens today. what an amazing time. they just let us drive their awesome dodge rams or GMC pickups like it was nothing. that was so incredible. johnny also stepped on a rattle snake. and we went 4-wheeling in my car. and we drove DoW trucks. i will never get over that--wow.
oh yes, johnny and i shrink-wrapped dana's civic this morning and put lipstick and packing peanuts all over her car, too. that was awesome. the fact that driving to livermore and back takes 1/4 my gas tank is, however, not so awesome. as a matter of fact, that sucks.
are my lipstick people not pure genius??
packing peanuts are teh_r0x0rz.
also not awesome is how i got no sleep last night. i was so, unworldy tired. yuck. but, i suppose, such sleep deprivation is justifiable.......
but........
- eggplant parmesiana at cafe gondolier was exceptional.
- asian girls shoudl not be crack whores. nor should they be heroin dealers. no worries, for i am neither.
- massive groping sessions. how sick is that?? i want to cry very hard. however, my lips are so puckered and gross i cannot possibly cry in an appealing fashion.
- i hurt all over and consequently, i think i may be dying.
- i looked like such a hooker last night. i cannot even begin to understand what was going through my head. my empyre boxers were some hot shit, though
- i am becoming a shower-a-holic. but then, it was probably most kind of me to wash after all that....whipped cream and chocolate residue. i'm so disgusting. though eliciting a "kinky" from lance almost made it worthwhile. not to mention my $50- from my favorite chums, taylor 'n tanner.
- raccoons overpopulate boulder dumpsters. this issue should be given more public attention.
on a side note, my mother thinks the red blotches on my skin are cancerous legions, and also that i should marry an asian boy.
oh yes, johnny and i shrink-wrapped dana's civic this morning and put lipstick and packing peanuts all over her car, too. that was awesome. the fact that driving to livermore and back takes 1/4 my gas tank is, however, not so awesome. as a matter of fact, that sucks.
are my lipstick people not pure genius??
packing peanuts are teh_r0x0rz.
also not awesome is how i got no sleep last night. i was so, unworldy tired. yuck. but, i suppose, such sleep deprivation is justifiable.......
but........
- eggplant parmesiana at cafe gondolier was exceptional.
- asian girls shoudl not be crack whores. nor should they be heroin dealers. no worries, for i am neither.
- massive groping sessions. how sick is that?? i want to cry very hard. however, my lips are so puckered and gross i cannot possibly cry in an appealing fashion.
- i hurt all over and consequently, i think i may be dying.
- i looked like such a hooker last night. i cannot even begin to understand what was going through my head. my empyre boxers were some hot shit, though
- i am becoming a shower-a-holic. but then, it was probably most kind of me to wash after all that....whipped cream and chocolate residue. i'm so disgusting. though eliciting a "kinky" from lance almost made it worthwhile. not to mention my $50- from my favorite chums, taylor 'n tanner.
- raccoons overpopulate boulder dumpsters. this issue should be given more public attention.
on a side note, my mother thinks the red blotches on my skin are cancerous legions, and also that i should marry an asian boy.