Never forget rule 1!
The only rule, of course, is "don' be stupit." Yes, said just like that. It's not actually rule 1, which I believe is "No pennies for furnature [sic]," but it's important all the same. In fact, it may just be beyond numbering, as the coveted rule #0 spot is already taken by Steffan's gem, "Jesus, fuck, don't die." Maybe it'll have to be 00 like in basketball. Whatever--suffice it to say, it's an important rule. It covers just about everything: high voltage, spinning bits, all sorts of stuff. So, for the love of God, follow the rule.
Back from New Orleans now. I miss it already. Especially Jennifer. One interesting spring break. I'd do the same thing again next week if I had the option. Except for the RV part. Driving a 32 foot RV is kind of like driving a boat, except on land. The vague handling of my beetle, the underpoweredness of my squareback, and more sail area than five copies of each combined. Imprecise is a generous term--I wove my way down I-10. A state trooper pulled me over because he thought I was drunk. More delicately and with a heaping helping of sirs, I told him it was just a crappy vehicle. Funniest portion of the exchange:
Silly police person: Do y'all have any drugs in there?
Me: No, sir.
Jeff: Nope.
Jason: You can search if you want.
Silly police person: How much cash do y'all have?
Not sure what he was going for with that last bit--sure we have a duffel bag full of small, unmarked, nonconsecutive bills right here, thanks for asking. Sigh.
But back to missing that town. More than ever, I feel like it's my place; where I need to be. I guess I needed to come to ASU to figure that out. All you want to do is leave your dead-end decaying city, and once you do, you realize you can't live without it and all you want to do is go back. I need that place, that hurricane just made it need me back. It is what it is, it just took a while for me to be ok with that.
With all that out of the way, I now admit that I have been about the worst journaller ever, seeing as the last update was Feb 18th. It has come to my attention, then, that I have been ignoring an incredible opportunity to waste time. So now I'm wasting it again because I'm too hungry to get my homework done. Maybe when I go home and eat the food that we don't have. My life needs a load balancing algorithm. I work too hard at the beginning of the week, so I burn out on thursday. I then waste time to recover, setting up another week of the same pattern. It's a vicious cycle. Almost done with the desert though. I can see May 9th, and it is glorious!
Rule #1:
If you open this you GOTTA take it.
Rule #2:
ONLY answer True or False
Q: Kissed someone on your top friends.
A: Breaking rules alredy, b/c no myspace!
Q: Been arrested.
A: False
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like.
A: True
Q: You like someone.
A: True
Q: Held a snake.
A: True
Q: Been suspended from school.
A: False
Q: Been fired from a job.
A: False?
Q: Sang karaoke.
A: True
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
A: True
Q: Laughed until you started crying.
A: True
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
A: True
Q: Kissed in the rain.
A: True
Q: Sang in the shower.
A: True
Q: Sat on a roof top.
A: True
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
A: False
Q: Broken a bone.
A: False
Q: Shaved your head.
A: False
Q: Played a prank on someone.
A: True
Q: Had/have a gym membership.
A: False
Q: Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry.
A: True
Q: Shot a gun.
A: False
Q: Donated Blood.
A: False
Q: Had your heart broken.
A: False
Q: Broken someone's heart.
A: Talse^H^H^H^H^H frue^H^H^H^H Uncertain
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Who was your last?"
just be 100% truthful
LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with?
Shannon
2. You texted?
David Vu
3. You were in a car with?
Jeff
4. Went to the movies with?
Jennifer
5. Went to the mall with?
Jason
6. You talked on the phone?
Jennifer
7. Made you laugh?
Erik
8. You hugged?
Jennifer
10. You cried with?
Alone
WOULD YOU RATHER...?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Nose.
2. Be serious or be funny?
funny
3. Drink whole or skim milk?
Whole
4. Die in a fire or get shot?
shot
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon?
Sun
2. Winter or Fall?
fall
3. Left or right?
right
4. Sunny or rainy?
sunny
6. Where do you live?
in exile
8. Do you want to get married?
yes
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
shovel, fools
10. Have you ever eaten SPAM?
mmm, fried spam sandwich!
13.Do You Cook?
if it can be done with a big pot
14. Current mood?
hungry
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone?
no
2. Sang?
yes
3. Been hugged?
No
5. Danced Crazy?
No
6. Cried?
No
Back from New Orleans now. I miss it already. Especially Jennifer. One interesting spring break. I'd do the same thing again next week if I had the option. Except for the RV part. Driving a 32 foot RV is kind of like driving a boat, except on land. The vague handling of my beetle, the underpoweredness of my squareback, and more sail area than five copies of each combined. Imprecise is a generous term--I wove my way down I-10. A state trooper pulled me over because he thought I was drunk. More delicately and with a heaping helping of sirs, I told him it was just a crappy vehicle. Funniest portion of the exchange:
Silly police person: Do y'all have any drugs in there?
Me: No, sir.
Jeff: Nope.
Jason: You can search if you want.
Silly police person: How much cash do y'all have?
Not sure what he was going for with that last bit--sure we have a duffel bag full of small, unmarked, nonconsecutive bills right here, thanks for asking. Sigh.
But back to missing that town. More than ever, I feel like it's my place; where I need to be. I guess I needed to come to ASU to figure that out. All you want to do is leave your dead-end decaying city, and once you do, you realize you can't live without it and all you want to do is go back. I need that place, that hurricane just made it need me back. It is what it is, it just took a while for me to be ok with that.
With all that out of the way, I now admit that I have been about the worst journaller ever, seeing as the last update was Feb 18th. It has come to my attention, then, that I have been ignoring an incredible opportunity to waste time. So now I'm wasting it again because I'm too hungry to get my homework done. Maybe when I go home and eat the food that we don't have. My life needs a load balancing algorithm. I work too hard at the beginning of the week, so I burn out on thursday. I then waste time to recover, setting up another week of the same pattern. It's a vicious cycle. Almost done with the desert though. I can see May 9th, and it is glorious!
Rule #1:
If you open this you GOTTA take it.
Rule #2:
ONLY answer True or False
Q: Kissed someone on your top friends.
A: Breaking rules alredy, b/c no myspace!
Q: Been arrested.
A: False
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like.
A: True
Q: You like someone.
A: True
Q: Held a snake.
A: True
Q: Been suspended from school.
A: False
Q: Been fired from a job.
A: False?
Q: Sang karaoke.
A: True
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
A: True
Q: Laughed until you started crying.
A: True
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
A: True
Q: Kissed in the rain.
A: True
Q: Sang in the shower.
A: True
Q: Sat on a roof top.
A: True
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
A: False
Q: Broken a bone.
A: False
Q: Shaved your head.
A: False
Q: Played a prank on someone.
A: True
Q: Had/have a gym membership.
A: False
Q: Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry.
A: True
Q: Shot a gun.
A: False
Q: Donated Blood.
A: False
Q: Had your heart broken.
A: False
Q: Broken someone's heart.
A: Talse^H^H^H^H^H frue^H^H^H^H Uncertain
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Who was your last?"
just be 100% truthful
LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with?
Shannon
2. You texted?
David Vu
3. You were in a car with?
Jeff
4. Went to the movies with?
Jennifer
5. Went to the mall with?
Jason
6. You talked on the phone?
Jennifer
7. Made you laugh?
Erik
8. You hugged?
Jennifer
10. You cried with?
Alone
WOULD YOU RATHER...?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Nose.
2. Be serious or be funny?
funny
3. Drink whole or skim milk?
Whole
4. Die in a fire or get shot?
shot
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon?
Sun
2. Winter or Fall?
fall
3. Left or right?
right
4. Sunny or rainy?
sunny
6. Where do you live?
in exile
8. Do you want to get married?
yes
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
shovel, fools
10. Have you ever eaten SPAM?
mmm, fried spam sandwich!
13.Do You Cook?
if it can be done with a big pot
14. Current mood?
hungry
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone?
no
2. Sang?
yes
3. Been hugged?
No
5. Danced Crazy?
No
6. Cried?
No