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Sorry about the delay, it's been busy week. But FSU is still before halftime, so I'm safe.
#1 Ohio State vs. Bowling Green
Buckeyes go bowling:
on the green--knock down the pins
on their Falcon foes.
#2 Auburn vs. Arkansas
War Eagle? Tiger?
Either way tougher than Hogs:
triumph on the plains.
#3 USC vs. Washington
Huskies get their shot,
succeed where Cougars could not--
Ty for coach of year.
#4 West Virginia at Mississippi St.
Mountain men come south;
Croom's bunch cannot hold their own:
west of the east rolls.
#5 Florida vs. #9 LSU
Defense name of game;
accurate Russell wins day
despite hostile swamp.
#6 Michigan vs. Michigan St.
Which team beat Irish?
State continues their free-fall;
forces of grain roll.
#7 Texas vs. #14 Oklahoma
Curse of Mack over--
Texas keeps the Red River
for another year.
#8 Louisville at Middle Tennessee St.
Red ones seem fragile;
not an issue in this game:
sorry, Blue Raiders.
#10 Georgia vs. #13 Tennessee
No 'dogs escape now--
Vols ship them off to the Gulag,
Houdini days gone.
#11 Oregon at #16 California.
Golden Bears are good.
Ducks turn out to be better.
Time for flying Vee.
#12 Notre Dame vs. Stanford
Hapless Cardinal
stands no chance against Irish--
Golden Domers win.
#15 Clemson at Wake Forest
Deacons complete quest;
take it back to the forties--
move to six and oh.
#17 Florida St. at North Carolina St.
Bowden bounces back,
leads Seminoles to the win--
no upset this time.
#18 Georgia Tech vs. Maryland
Terps retreat to shell
after being run over
by Rambling Wreck.
#19 Iowa vs. Purdue
Buckeye loss revenge
gets best of Boilermakers--
Hawkeyes take the win.
#20 Boise St. vs. Louisiana Tech
Tech is in the WAC?
Boise shows they don't belong
in easy home win.
#21 Virginia Tech (Idle)
Hokies have tough bye
to think about Jacket loss,
prepare for Eagles.
#22 Nebraska at Iowa St.
Huskers relive past
in old-school Big Eight battle--
no option this time.
#23 Missouri at Texas Tech
Tigers have the edge:
experience carries day--
Big Twelve gets North.
#24 Rutgers (Idle)
Rutgers gets a week
to brood about their poll drop
in spite of Bull win.
#25 Boston College
Eagles fight back in;
wait for next week to cement
permanent presence.
Last week: 14-5
Overall: 59-20
Current Haiku badness level: Signs point to yes.
#1 Ohio State vs. Bowling Green
Buckeyes go bowling:
on the green--knock down the pins
on their Falcon foes.
#2 Auburn vs. Arkansas
War Eagle? Tiger?
Either way tougher than Hogs:
triumph on the plains.
#3 USC vs. Washington
Huskies get their shot,
succeed where Cougars could not--
Ty for coach of year.
#4 West Virginia at Mississippi St.
Mountain men come south;
Croom's bunch cannot hold their own:
west of the east rolls.
#5 Florida vs. #9 LSU
Defense name of game;
accurate Russell wins day
despite hostile swamp.
#6 Michigan vs. Michigan St.
Which team beat Irish?
State continues their free-fall;
forces of grain roll.
#7 Texas vs. #14 Oklahoma
Curse of Mack over--
Texas keeps the Red River
for another year.
#8 Louisville at Middle Tennessee St.
Red ones seem fragile;
not an issue in this game:
sorry, Blue Raiders.
#10 Georgia vs. #13 Tennessee
No 'dogs escape now--
Vols ship them off to the Gulag,
Houdini days gone.
#11 Oregon at #16 California.
Golden Bears are good.
Ducks turn out to be better.
Time for flying Vee.
#12 Notre Dame vs. Stanford
Hapless Cardinal
stands no chance against Irish--
Golden Domers win.
#15 Clemson at Wake Forest
Deacons complete quest;
take it back to the forties--
move to six and oh.
#17 Florida St. at North Carolina St.
Bowden bounces back,
leads Seminoles to the win--
no upset this time.
#18 Georgia Tech vs. Maryland
Terps retreat to shell
after being run over
by Rambling Wreck.
#19 Iowa vs. Purdue
Buckeye loss revenge
gets best of Boilermakers--
Hawkeyes take the win.
#20 Boise St. vs. Louisiana Tech
Tech is in the WAC?
Boise shows they don't belong
in easy home win.
#21 Virginia Tech (Idle)
Hokies have tough bye
to think about Jacket loss,
prepare for Eagles.
#22 Nebraska at Iowa St.
Huskers relive past
in old-school Big Eight battle--
no option this time.
#23 Missouri at Texas Tech
Tigers have the edge:
experience carries day--
Big Twelve gets North.
#24 Rutgers (Idle)
Rutgers gets a week
to brood about their poll drop
in spite of Bull win.
#25 Boston College
Eagles fight back in;
wait for next week to cement
permanent presence.
Last week: 14-5
Overall: 59-20
Current Haiku badness level: Signs point to yes.