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As promised, I've written some bad haiku about this week in college football. Here goes.
#1 Ohio State at #2 Texas
Youngless young Texas
says "nuts" in face of Buckeyes:
sweet yankee revenge
#3 USC (idle)
John David Booty.
Can pass from punt formation.
He's just that darn good.
#4 Notre Dame vs. #19 PSU
Irish O Sputters;
JoePa necromancy shines--
what is that mascot?
#4 Auburn at Mississippi St.
'Tis not even fair!
Multi-mascot Auburn makes
Starkville stark indeed.
#6 West Virginia Vs. Eastern Washington
West will not be won.
Against, that is: Va beats Wa--
Orient shown up.
#7 Florida vs. UCF
Florida ready;
Central loses direction:
no way of escape.
#8 LSU vs. Arizona
Feline battle shows:
Tiger Pac-10 voodoo strong.
'Cats not so wild.
#9 Florida St. vs. Troy
Wide left danger past;
Seminole "D" gets it done.
Where the heck is Troy?
#10 Michigan vs. Central Michigan
A theme develops,
but this Central is no slouch.
Henne needs good day.
#11 Tennessee vs. Air Force
Vol offense flies high
while Falcons remain grounded:
Vols Fox-3 Air Force.
#12 Georgia at South Carolina
Spurrier mojo
brings down Bulldogs yet again.
Wrinkle: Done with "D."
#13 Louisville at Temple
Cards roll over Owls.
Broken Bush is a bad break.
'Canes are the concern.
#14 Iowa at Syracuse
Anemic Orange
no match for heady Hawkeyes.
Tate for Heisman soon?
#15 Oklahoma vs. Washington
Sooners nearly Blazed--
scrappy Washington has chance:
contain AP; win.
#16 Va. Tech at North Carolina
Tarheels too sloppy:
shoot selves in foot; Hokies roll--
the help not needed.
#17 Miami (FL) vs. Florida A & M
Miami "D" stout--
plows under A and M, but
offense still must show.
#18 Clemson at Boston College
Aerial Eagles
sink talons into Tigers--
ground-bound Clemson falls.
#20 Oregon at Fresno St.
Fresno consistent,
but can't stop Duck juggernaut.
High-scoring affair.
#21 Nebraska vs Nicholls St.
Other Bayou team
may get looked past by Huskers,
but probably not.
#22 Cal vs. Minnesota
Beaten Bears angry,
try to fix porous "D," but
Gophers more Golden.
#23 TCU vs. UC Davis
Another UC
must needs share the same story:
no match for Horn Frogs.
#24 Texas Tech at UTEP
No dice for defense
as scoreboard runs out of bulbs.
Tech will pull it out.
#25 Arizona St. vs. Nevada
Offense powers State--
Wolfpack can't keep up despite
dodgy Devils "D."
Last Week: 0-0
Overall: 0-0
Current haiku badness level: undetermined
#1 Ohio State at #2 Texas
Youngless young Texas
says "nuts" in face of Buckeyes:
sweet yankee revenge
#3 USC (idle)
John David Booty.
Can pass from punt formation.
He's just that darn good.
#4 Notre Dame vs. #19 PSU
Irish O Sputters;
JoePa necromancy shines--
what is that mascot?
#4 Auburn at Mississippi St.
'Tis not even fair!
Multi-mascot Auburn makes
Starkville stark indeed.
#6 West Virginia Vs. Eastern Washington
West will not be won.
Against, that is: Va beats Wa--
Orient shown up.
#7 Florida vs. UCF
Florida ready;
Central loses direction:
no way of escape.
#8 LSU vs. Arizona
Feline battle shows:
Tiger Pac-10 voodoo strong.
'Cats not so wild.
#9 Florida St. vs. Troy
Wide left danger past;
Seminole "D" gets it done.
Where the heck is Troy?
#10 Michigan vs. Central Michigan
A theme develops,
but this Central is no slouch.
Henne needs good day.
#11 Tennessee vs. Air Force
Vol offense flies high
while Falcons remain grounded:
Vols Fox-3 Air Force.
#12 Georgia at South Carolina
Spurrier mojo
brings down Bulldogs yet again.
Wrinkle: Done with "D."
#13 Louisville at Temple
Cards roll over Owls.
Broken Bush is a bad break.
'Canes are the concern.
#14 Iowa at Syracuse
Anemic Orange
no match for heady Hawkeyes.
Tate for Heisman soon?
#15 Oklahoma vs. Washington
Sooners nearly Blazed--
scrappy Washington has chance:
contain AP; win.
#16 Va. Tech at North Carolina
Tarheels too sloppy:
shoot selves in foot; Hokies roll--
the help not needed.
#17 Miami (FL) vs. Florida A & M
Miami "D" stout--
plows under A and M, but
offense still must show.
#18 Clemson at Boston College
Aerial Eagles
sink talons into Tigers--
ground-bound Clemson falls.
#20 Oregon at Fresno St.
Fresno consistent,
but can't stop Duck juggernaut.
High-scoring affair.
#21 Nebraska vs Nicholls St.
Other Bayou team
may get looked past by Huskers,
but probably not.
#22 Cal vs. Minnesota
Beaten Bears angry,
try to fix porous "D," but
Gophers more Golden.
#23 TCU vs. UC Davis
Another UC
must needs share the same story:
no match for Horn Frogs.
#24 Texas Tech at UTEP
No dice for defense
as scoreboard runs out of bulbs.
Tech will pull it out.
#25 Arizona St. vs. Nevada
Offense powers State--
Wolfpack can't keep up despite
dodgy Devils "D."
Last Week: 0-0
Overall: 0-0
Current haiku badness level: undetermined