Sep 29, 2012 01:06
Man, I'm just gonna open a Pandora tab, because I've been on Tumblr for like ...um 30 hours or something, and I feel like a crack ho, and right now I would make really poor, hilarious music choices. Anyways, fun story time. So a couple weeks ago, my friend convinced me to join POF, which was a huge mistake on my part. Basically POF is Craigslist crossed over with a bar filled with high school jocks. Everybody works out and no one knows how to spell (also they think my user name means I loved 50 Shades of Grey instead of drinking Lady Grey tea *face-palm*). So anyways, I'm trying to feel my way around the site for the first time, when the ads at the top catch my eye. One says, "Outdoorsy hotties looking for pretty girls" or some shit like that, and this picture is shirtless pre-Supernatural Jensen Ackles.
And my brain melted out my ear, and I shouted, "Oh my god, it's the baby Jensen cowboy photo-shoot," and Yv was like, "Wtf are you talking about, how did you even know that, omg." Then I just felt really sad, because a website that can get away with that shit is obviously not catering to the geek crowd who could recognize Jensen Fucking Ackles.
That, boys and girls, is the story of how Jensen Ackles taught me that the only online dating I should participate in is reblogging celebrity photos on Tumblr.
Ways I Committed Fandom Sacrilege: basically I was on Tumblr laughing my ass off at everything when Ryan was watching LOTR and Supernatural, so I laughed as Frodo got stabbed by Shelob, when Sam and Dean have a fight, when the rugaru died, when the eagles saved Frodo, when Eowyn cried for Theoden OMG I'M A BAD PERSON, THANKS FOR NOTHING TUMBLR.
o the brotherly love,
kripke you own my soul,
supernatural,
god i'm weird,
one ticket to special hell