BAD POETRY FOR LOVERS

[ileviyou]

IN THE SPIRIT OF VALENTINES DAY, I'LL WRITE YOU A POEM IF YOU WRITE ME A POEM
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dear pearl lee youre pretty awesome
stickier and much sweeter than gum
if i were a boy you'd make me hard
and probably make my penis cum

but alas pearl has a boyfriend
MY HEART IT WILL NOT MEND
stupid daniel should eat a pie
get food poisoning and then die
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laura fones youre so neat
super fine and super sweet
will you be mine can i be yours
we would be a super main course.

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It is not required but is recommended that poetry be flattering. It however is required that poetry makes sense.
And it MUST RHYME.
Thank you.