Stupid Bitches Gone Wild
I've been such a badass lately
I think back at whatI did and
I cant believe my self.So thursday
I decided to skip 7th&8th period
We went to CVS and Rachel sprayed
my ass with tag;Then we went to
Bed Bath and Beyond and I had
a condom that Rachel gave me and
I decided to blow it up
[it tasted disscusting] it was
lubricated so I couldn't blow it up
so I just left the condom ontop of
the bed and the wrapper on the floor
and we went running out of the store
Then we went to Wendys and and got
frostys and fries.Reema decided to
draw Alishas face on a table with
her frosty and ketchup and I decided
to use the pepper as Alishas freckles
and now her new name is CUM FACE!!!
So then we left back to school to go
on the buses wich was hard because
Rachel and I had to run pass the
security guards and I ran into
one of the buses.Alisha almost got
caught though; her mom was in the parking
lot of chilies and we had to cross the
street but she didn't woozzers!! bitch!
Then friday was exciting because Alisha
brought Rum to school and we had it at
my locker before first period and I was
wasted for like the first 4 periods of
school and that wasn't really good but
it was F-U-N!!!
Later that night Hillary came over to
watch the exorcist the original one
but before that she had a little accident
and she spilled lotion all over my living
room right as Lu was coming in the room
she was staring at us like wtf?? and kinda
helped us cleaning up then Hillary noticed
that somehow my mom had lotion all over her
back...yeah.So then she left at like 12am.
Now im home back from bowling and talking
on the phone with the cutest guy on earth
my boyfriend Jeff Tierney...I love you!
I think back at whatI did and
I cant believe my self.So thursday
I decided to skip 7th&8th period
We went to CVS and Rachel sprayed
my ass with tag;Then we went to
Bed Bath and Beyond and I had
a condom that Rachel gave me and
I decided to blow it up
[it tasted disscusting] it was
lubricated so I couldn't blow it up
so I just left the condom ontop of
the bed and the wrapper on the floor
and we went running out of the store
Then we went to Wendys and and got
frostys and fries.Reema decided to
draw Alishas face on a table with
her frosty and ketchup and I decided
to use the pepper as Alishas freckles
and now her new name is CUM FACE!!!
So then we left back to school to go
on the buses wich was hard because
Rachel and I had to run pass the
security guards and I ran into
one of the buses.Alisha almost got
caught though; her mom was in the parking
lot of chilies and we had to cross the
street but she didn't woozzers!! bitch!
Then friday was exciting because Alisha
brought Rum to school and we had it at
my locker before first period and I was
wasted for like the first 4 periods of
school and that wasn't really good but
it was F-U-N!!!
Later that night Hillary came over to
watch the exorcist the original one
but before that she had a little accident
and she spilled lotion all over my living
room right as Lu was coming in the room
she was staring at us like wtf?? and kinda
helped us cleaning up then Hillary noticed
that somehow my mom had lotion all over her
back...yeah.So then she left at like 12am.
Now im home back from bowling and talking
on the phone with the cutest guy on earth
my boyfriend Jeff Tierney...I love you!