So, I read
skintightsocks' fic
How To Be A Doper Person (The Answer: Puppies) with lots and lots of Lauren and Puck cuteness and a Pomeranian with a mohawk, and, who can resist that? Therefore:
Title: Two badasses and a puppy
Fandom: Glee
Rating: G
Although I guess it should technically be One and a half badasses, since Puck's still learning, while Lauren's already there, but that didn't sound as smooth :P