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[ilec]

I'm not sure which of these is more amusing...



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I put gum in darkhero_swords's hair (-12 points). In October I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I pushed je_veux_y_aller in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to abbeygale in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, kinky_bee (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5429 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
ilec


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In June I helped french_rhubarb hide a body (-173 points). In November I pushed lacylu42 in the mud (-17 points). In January I gave monotonousglory a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1164 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!

Sincerely,
ilec

They were concurrent results! (I always check to see how random it is...)