Two guys walk into a bar....

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So, I've had no luck getting a job in web design so I have started learning web programming and such in hopes to make me more qualified. I've been focusing on php and sql but I haven't really gotten very far.

You can see some of my lame php skills here-
http://www.rightbrainemporium.com/seams/php_test/joke.php

and here is a picture "Moment of Zen"