Lessons from this weekend

Jan 10, 2005 16:45

Lesson #1: Drop ceiling tiles break.

Lesson #2: Drop ceiling tiles get wet. If the plumbing in your house was installed by a cack-handed brain-damaged gerbil temporarily masquerading as a human being, drop ceiling tiles get wet really fast.

Lesson #3: Wet drop ceiling tiles break if you look at them funny.

Lesson #4: If you happen to be standing under them while you look at them funny, wet drop ceiling tiles land directly on your head.

Lesson #5. And they hurt.

Lesson #6. Lots.

Lesson #7. Ow.
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