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AAAAAAGH
I suddenly must have developed ovaries overnight, because where I was almost entire asexual before, I out of nowhere want a boyfriend REALLY BAD.
I feel so grody.
EWWWW.
I ACTUALLY REALLY AM A GIRL?
THAT'S GROSS.
SO SO GROSS.
Balls. But-
This is probably the most inconvenient time for me to suddenly want to get cuddly and mushy with anybody. I'm going to school full time and working part time, and I don't think I'm ever going to be super into the party/clubbing/drinking my face off scene, so my chances of meeting anyone are around-
I dunno-
Zero.
CRYYYY DDDD':
Maybe I'll post an add in the back of the Georgia Straight-
"Smelly, fat, mentally deranged virgin looking for hot man-stud preferrably with English accent. Must be strong enough to withstand the gravitational pull of my huge lard rolls.
Warning: The sight of my body, clothed or otherwise, may (will) cause penis loss. Blindfold advised. Approach with caution."
That'll get me a boyfriend, right?!
It sounds seductive and alluring to me.
Hell, you'd have to be crazy not to respond to an add like that!
I feel like boys want me already. Eeee ♥
Even I want me.
How can so much perfection be rolled up into one, simple being?
God I turn myself on sometimes.
brb while i touch myself for the next 5 days.
I suddenly must have developed ovaries overnight, because where I was almost entire asexual before, I out of nowhere want a boyfriend REALLY BAD.
I feel so grody.
EWWWW.
I ACTUALLY REALLY AM A GIRL?
THAT'S GROSS.
SO SO GROSS.
Balls. But-
This is probably the most inconvenient time for me to suddenly want to get cuddly and mushy with anybody. I'm going to school full time and working part time, and I don't think I'm ever going to be super into the party/clubbing/drinking my face off scene, so my chances of meeting anyone are around-
I dunno-
Zero.
CRYYYY DDDD':
Maybe I'll post an add in the back of the Georgia Straight-
"Smelly, fat, mentally deranged virgin looking for hot man-stud preferrably with English accent. Must be strong enough to withstand the gravitational pull of my huge lard rolls.
Warning: The sight of my body, clothed or otherwise, may (will) cause penis loss. Blindfold advised. Approach with caution."
That'll get me a boyfriend, right?!
It sounds seductive and alluring to me.
Hell, you'd have to be crazy not to respond to an add like that!
I feel like boys want me already. Eeee ♥
Even I want me.
How can so much perfection be rolled up into one, simple being?
God I turn myself on sometimes.
brb while i touch myself for the next 5 days.