Blah blah, bandwagon, Aaron/Bing's faults, etc.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I turned nauticalnaught in for farting in church (3 points). In February I broke dragon_viet's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for tomateoptimista (10 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ihasachezburger (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5075 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
il_se_souvient
Church? What church?