"The club, the restaurant the grocer store, and the movies; kissin' and touchin' with my hands...."

[il_paparazzo]

A most...interesting week(end) to be sure. Gossip to be had, cockblocking conquests to be made and data leaking from the seams.

Nfufufufufu. This will be an excellent week for the tabloids. Though I'm no alcoholic, we've seemed to reach the madness stage. Wheeeee, I simply cannot wait for drowning. Oh the amusement.

And so I set the stage.

Supplies: New metallic purple pants (SOSOSO MUCH LOVE)
Body Lotion to get me into them -- they are that tight
Black turtleneck/plain white tee...hmmm check the weather
Boots, definitely boots
Phone
Recorder
Haircam (I so want to remember this)
Pepper spray, laser pen, handcuffs and knockout gas -- should my plan go awry
ANTIFRIZZ!!! This humidity is killing me
Extra batteries

Oh, and mojo.

Recipe for success,
Let plan I'm Too Sexy commence.