Ten Things I Already Knew
1. My boss is a twelve year old girl in a forty year old man's body.
2. I'm awesome.
3. I'm also an idiot for taking too many courses.
4. Only wusses trip alarms.
5. MICHIKO-CHAN IS NOW PREGNANT WITH YAMAGUCHI-SAN'S CHILD. I love this new soap opera.
6. Akutsu Jin is sexy. I have your proofs.
7. Purple is the new black.
8. Only wusses let sumo fighters cheat off them in statistics.
9. Inui Sadaharu now has the best message board ever.
10. I'm quite bored.
2. I'm awesome.
3. I'm also an idiot for taking too many courses.
4. Only wusses trip alarms.
5. MICHIKO-CHAN IS NOW PREGNANT WITH YAMAGUCHI-SAN'S CHILD. I love this new soap opera.
6. Akutsu Jin is sexy. I have your proofs.
7. Purple is the new black.
8. Only wusses let sumo fighters cheat off them in statistics.
9. Inui Sadaharu now has the best message board ever.
10. I'm quite bored.