First, this:
WTF? Buddah? Oh Rob, how I love you, but you must realize that talking to a 'three dimensional, like, hologram in your head' is probably not sane...
And suddenly, I would like to be a pair of suspenders.
Ahem.
The dirty-Tom-Stu-hat doesn't even bother me. *insert evil laugh*
Three words:
HOT.
HOBO.
LOVE.