Sep 15, 2003 08:36
well i autrhorized and took the battlefield on saturday.. i fought almost all day
couple interesting things happened.. i almost got seriously injured.. and i totally got stuck staring at ayre's ass for like 2 minutes
4th battle.. castle siege
went well untill i got into the castle... almost made it out when i tripped over something.. as i hit the ground i tried to get my shiled up to protect my body when gunner landed on top of me.. well when this happened he inadvertantly shoved the corner of my shield into my gorget (my neck protector) and then pinned my helm against it.. when this happened it closed off my windpipe and i couldn't breathe... so here i was.. stuck at the bottom of a dead pile.. with hella people walking on top of me.. i can't breathe so i cant yell hold.. and i don't have even a hand free to tell someone to get me out.. so i had to wait until someone bent down to check on me.. well they pulled me out... damn that first breath felt good.. lasserina saw me and freaked out cuz i was purple.. which was really funny.. cuz she drags me over to this tree practically shoves me down to sit.. then the way i was sitting wasn't good enough for her cuz she wanted my ribs more open .. so she pulls on my legs.. which shoves pine needles totally in my ass.. it was all really scary and funny
15th battle... bridge
so we're on this hill thing down in a gulley elbow bend.. and we are ont he bottom going up and Cynagua is on the top coming down.. and they have 12 foot pikes.. blah .. cheaters :-P.. so anyways... morgan falls.. takes ayre with him and pinns ayre's shield under him... this puts ayre on top of morgans side in a doggie style position... well i go down and as i hit the ground andother guy falls and pins my sword across ayre's back under his shield... so i'm stuck for like 2 minutes staring at ayre's ass.. it was hella funny
ok yah i had hella fun.. i had viking punch .. and a duke complimented me :-)
can anyone say WarGasm??