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Ultimate Survey (377 questions long)time started:6:19 PM full name:Salvatore Vincent Simonellli nickname(s):Sal, |\TCC/| AN HERO, Mozzerel birthday:July 24, 1990 where were you born:Southern Mass zodiac sign:Leo height:Tall enough weight:130...ish hair color:Dark Brown eye color:Brown shoe size:10 1/2 ring size:No skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.):Italian blood type:Red grade:11 GPA:2.something siblings:1 sister 1 half brother tattoos:none piercings:none hobbies:DDR, PC gaming, Guitar, Internets favoritecolor:Blue food:Fajitas candy:Butterfinger type of cheese:Mozzerella pizza topping:Cheese salad dressing:Italian sandwich:Roast Beef or Italian cereal:Frosted Flakes Or CORN POPS fruit:Strawberries vegetable:Broccolli With Cheese Sauce berry:Black (lol, racism) cake:Idunno book:Idunno movie:Team America magazine:Maximum PC (I'm a nerd) newspaper:Black Horse Courier tv show:South Park website:www.4chan.org radio station:/b/radio (FUCK DESU RADIO, FUCKING POSERS) font:Anything without serrifs cartoon character:Rapeable ones artist (painter):BOB ROSS actor:IDUNNO actress:IDUNNO cd:none song:too many music group:too many music type:Dance/happy hardcore/Rock/metal/bluegrass/alt rock/OST/others day of the week:Saturday month:July season:Summer holiday:Labor day shampoo:What the fuck? conditioner:FUCK THE WHAT? number:45782347891378956134789.0001 phrase:POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS store:Fuck shopping weather:Sunny and slightly humid (high nineties/low 100's) restaurant:None channel:/b/tv teacher:Kozlowski was the shit weekend activity:Sleeping and PC hangout:Internet/Monster Golf house color:Dark sport to watch:None sport to play:DDR counts right? animal:Cat flower:Fuck that guy's name:Sal girl's name:idunno board game:Monopoly party game:Drunken DDR (ahhahah) story from childhood:One time I was a young annoying punk. Not a lot has changed. body part:My penis have you everbeen on a train:Yes been on a plane:yes been in a car accident:kinda caused a car accident:no run into a wall:yes burned a potato chip:no almost burned the house down:no smoked:no been drunk:kinda been high:no broken the law:yes burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes):yes kissed someone of the opposite sex:yes kissed someone of the same sex:I don't think, maybe I'm wrong (!?!?) frenched an animal:WHAT!? made out:No had cyber sex:Ew gotten engaged:No had an online relationship:No been rejected by a crush:Not yet <33333 loved:yes made yourself cry to get out of trouble:yes cried in public:yes cried over a movie:no fallen asleep in a movie theater:no given someone a bath:no been to a boarding school:no been home-schooled:no lost a valuable item:yes bungee jumped:no skied:yes met the president:no met a celebrity:no gotten a cavity:no shopped at abercrombie & fitch:no made a prank call:yes skipped school:no faked sick to get out of school:yes purchased something that you knew didn't fit:kinda climbed a tree:yes fallen from a tree:yes broken a bone:no sprained anything:yes passed out:yes made yourself pass out:no been to disney world:yes been to a theme park (not disney):yes said i love you and meant it (not to a relative):yes made a model volcano (working model):no made a clover leaf with your tounge:YES pastwhat did you do yesterday:School memory you miss the most:Before my parents broke up/When we had money memory you want to forget:See above + Freshman and half of sophmore year something you regretted after it was done:Probably this the lastsong you heard:4:03 Southern Cross cd you bought:Lol, bought thing you said:Bye dad time you cried:idunno movie seen in a theater:Snakes on a Plane thing you ate:Fajita person who called:Dad nail polish shade worn:... time you showered:Morning person who complimented you:Idunno at this momentwhat are you listening to:Electric Six - Dance Commander what are you wearing:Snug (not TIGHT) jeans and a T shirt what are you thinking:What is the answer to this question what are you scared of most:paper cut in the eye how many people are on your buddy list:194 futureoccupation:English Teacher marriage site:dunno honeymoon:Somewhere in europe place to live:West coast (OREGON) kids:no car:modest what are you doing tomorrow:School do you think george bush will be reelected:He's already served two terms idiot will there be a wwIII:yes will politics ever be truthful:no will humanity snuff itself out:yes can the gov. be changed:no friendsbest friend:Idunno funniest:Dave silliest:Dave loudest:...Dave quietest:Lindsey craziest:Nikki calmest:Lindsey skinniest:Cory best secret keeper:Idunno worst secret keeper:Idunno the one you have but don't want:I can't say smartest:Lindsey preppiest:Idunno peppiest:Nikki most hyper:Nikki hottest:Lindsey <333 :-* lol weirdest:Dave biggest pervert:Me most annyoing:Me shyest:Lindsey most religious:LOL RELIGION do you believe inheaven:Yes hell:Yeah :( angels:Yes devil:Yes god:Yes buddha:No shit aliens:Dunno ghosts:Dunno spirit (soul):Yes soulmates:Dunno reincarnation:Hopefully love at first sight:Yes karma:Yes love in general:Yes luck:Yes yourself:NO *CUT* crushwho and when was your first crush:Can't say :-* any now:Yeah a celebrity crush:JOHNNY DEP HES SO HAWT OLOLOLO who do you want to be with right now:Dunno whos number do you want:Idunno who do you want to kiss:YOU what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex:Nothing, I am the sex king if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be:Idunno on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you:7 first thing noticed about the opposite sex:BOOBS what do you look for personality-wise:BOOBS (no jk; homely and quaint) biggest turn on:BOOBS biggest turn off:AIDS something thay weat that turns you on:WEAT? something they wear that turns you off:IDUNNO the most romantic thing you want to happen to you:Love the most romantic thing that has happened to you:Love what do you wear on a coffee date:Clothes is it right to flirt if you're taken:No is cyber cheating:not really are eyes the passegeway to the soul:Sometimes who would you like to take to the prom:YOU :-* do you want to hug somebody right now:Yes do you know what an aphrodisiac is:Google does describemellow:Yes melancholy:Seven the perfect date:One with sex the perfect mate:one with sex and boobs how m&m's are made:God did it why manhole covers are round:Giant dildos one or the othercoke/pepsi:Both sprite/7-up:lol@7up (sprite) boxers/briefs:Boxers gold/silver:silver vanilla/chocolate:none flowers/candy:candy book/magazine:mag tv/radio:tv glass half empty/half full:FUCK THAT democrat/republican:FUCK THAT colored pencils/markers:Doesn't matter coffee/tea:none sun/moon:Moon day/night:Night hot/cold:Hot dog/cat:Cat button/zipper:Zipper cotton/feather pillow:Cotton blue/purple:Blue plumber/trashman:Plumb (better money) jeans/shorts:Jeans long distance relationship/none:long dist mechanical/regular pencil:reg matt/ben:What? that 70's show/simpsons:none kelso/eric:what the fuck? donna/jackie:FUCK THE WHAT!?!? bart/lisa:BART GET OUT IM PISS romeo/juliet:Who cares they both die romantic comedy/thriller:Both nsync/bsb:Fuck you peanut butter/jelly:IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME waffles/pancakes:Depends letter/email:Email(more private) florida/california:Cali pizza/burgers:Burgers hat/visor:Hat football/rugby:both suck iceskating/blading:don't care movie at home/in theater:theatre popcorn is awesome first thing you think of when you hearyellow:flower red lipstick:lips socks:feet cowtipping:this retarded kid from 7th grade moulin rouge:dark brown and red stage props greenland:Windows XP starting wallpaper iceland:iceburg harry potter:me red:icees blackberry:Telivisions rose:Romeo and Juliet rooster:Some old tv show for kids that I watched when I was 7 taxes:bills bill clinton:His face whipped cream:huffing george w. bush:war lollipops:Child hentai dreams:clouds love:hearts guys:penis south park:stan boy bands:that "metrosexual" episode from south park pengiuns:antartica girls:Boobs thong:boobs death:necrophilia spoons:camping junk mail:Viagra dairy:Livejournal panties:soiled panty Vending machines in japan your father:Babies pizza:School britney spears:AIDS vitamin:vitamin water are youhappy:kinda sad:kinda religious:no bitchy:idunno crazy:kinda messy:yes mad:no slacker:yes nerd:yes bookworm:no jock:no preppy:no selfish:kinda giving:yeah I guess obsessive:yes violent:no calm:sometimes peaceful:sometimes mellow:yeah eccentric:yeah caring:sometimes untrustworthy:...maybe loyal:to some people, yeah patriotic:no perverted:YES colorful:not really artistic:no miscellanoueswhat color is your jacket:Grey do you shave:yeah where:my face what color is your razor:I think gray what size is your bed:single what color crayon would you be:Green what are the last four digits of you phone number:9090 feelings on abortion:babies taste good how lond does it take you to shower:15 min what does your screenname mean:I'm a trekkie thoughts on blonde pop stars in general:Die please who so you trust the most:myself is cussing a necessity in life:sometimes how about coffee:no is the world screwed:yes what something you cant live without:internet what time did you fall asleep:11 know what 69 means:yes how about 143:google does can you live without a microwave:if I had a hotplate yeah what do think about death:you die where and when do you want to be married:new england summer do you want to drop out of school:no why is the sky blue:God... DUH what is a good trait about yourself:My penis what do you always think about:Body parts what is wrong with your school:everything what is right with your school:I go there how do you react to change:Hate it do you talk to yourself:in my head what is your opinion on love:people like eachother a lot can you afford to lose weight:don't need to what color would you dye your hair:Hot purple best thing anyones told you:I'm hot what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot:"I'm going to fuck you now" does being psycho appeal to you:not really if you wrote a book, what would it be about:my cock what would you change your name to:Cockmonster longest crush lasted how long:over a year and a half tme finished:10:46 (I was AFK for a while) Take this survey | Find more surveys
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