Voice Mail:
Hi! You've reached Layla Miller. I probably already know that you've called, what you're calling about, when you called, what you're wearing when you called and what you had for breakfast but you need to leave a message anyway. Mostly because I love coming back into the room and seeing the little blinky light going on in off.
And if you don't leave a message you're going to die a horrible death involving garden tools and carpenter ants.
...
Kidding! ...Or am I?
*beep*
And if you don't leave a message you're going to die a horrible death involving garden tools and carpenter ants.
...
Kidding! ...Or am I?
*beep*