22 enchantments - voice -> text

[iknowmore]

I say, this is most...

[beep bop bip, switching to text because it's no use speaking when he can't enjoy the sound of his own voice]

Most exasperating. I clearly told the tailor a red waistcoat, but he's gone and made up a black one. You'd think I was going to a funeral. This not-hearing business is even worse than the constant floating

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[eiremagic]

Why do you still call him Grant, anyway?

[iknowmore]

I cannot bring myself to think of him by any other name. He shall always be Grant to me.

[eiremagic]

Does he even like it?

[iknowmore]

Why on earth wouldn't he?

[eiremagic]

Possibly because it's not his name.

[iknowmore]

Of course it is! Well, in a way.

[eiremagic]

Christopher, you do know that you calling him that doesn't make it his name, right?

[iknowmore]

[It doesn't?]

He went by it for long enough, I don't see what the problem is.

[eiremagic]

I'm just asking if he likes it.

[iknowmore]

He hasn't objected. [Lately. This may be more because he's given up on objecting.]

[eiremagic]

It might be because you can't hear anything but the sound of your own voice.

Most days.

[iknowmore]

That's still a lot more than I can hear right now.

[eiremagic]

Maybe a day designed to have you become a more giving soul.

[iknowmore]

I seriously doubt the deities took reformation of my character into consideration when they planned this.

[eiremagic]

I would be willing to believe that these curses are designed with specifics in mind.

[iknowmore]

Cake raining from the sky and all?