May 27, 2010 21:06
[Someone is sitting cross-legged, looking rather put out.
It may take a moment to realize that this is because he is sitting on the ceiling.]
Honestly, rabid sheep is one thing, but this is simply inconvenient.
[He makes a vague gesture with one hand and catapults to the floor.
...unfortunately he overdoes it as usual and instead of landing on his feet there's now a nice crater in the middle of his bedroom. Not the first one, either.
And it still doesn't stop him from floating off again a second later.]
...bother. What's the use of being an enchanter if I can't even keep my feet on the ground.
stfu christopher,
affected,
this is all grant's fault,
curse