Jan 12, 2006 21:25
The Top 6 Signs Your Winter Break Was Too Long
6> Going four hours without a Mountain Dew and a bag of Chee-tos is
going to be like kicking a cocaine addiction.
5> Your concentration is shot, as you're unable to think about
anything except the unfolding drama of "The Young and the
Restless."
4> Your hands are permanently shaped to fit an Xbox controller.
3> You're actually trying to seamlessly segue directly into
spring break.
2> It's 8:30 AM, about the time you normally hit the sack, and
some weirdo wants you to conjugate a French verb.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Winter Break Was Too Long...
1> Uh, break is over?