i dont even know what jelly is, what is jelly? i dont even care...

Jan 12, 2006 21:25

The Top 6 Signs Your Winter Break Was Too Long

6> Going four hours without a Mountain Dew and a bag of Chee-tos is
going to be like kicking a cocaine addiction.

5> Your concentration is shot, as you're unable to think about
anything except the unfolding drama of "The Young and the
Restless."

4> Your hands are permanently shaped to fit an Xbox controller.

3> You're actually trying to seamlessly segue directly into
spring break.

2> It's 8:30 AM, about the time you normally hit the sack, and
some weirdo wants you to conjugate a French verb.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Winter Break Was Too Long...

1> Uh, break is over?
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