some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps...
ok so my updates are usually lacking in substance and witty content to make you think i'm cool, so i'll try harder this time.
two amazing things happened to me recently.
1.) i made mock trial, which was awesome, i didnt think telesca took me seriously enough, considering i'd gotten him to sign a petition regarding my boyfriend's hair a week earlier (he was more than willing. and daniel's hair looks even more amazing now. you all need to go see it).
2.) i am going to start pointe soon. yes, pointe, which i have wanted to do FOREEEVER. i'm going to die with happiness. :) my shoes are so pretty... i should post pictures of them.
so life is going fairly well, despite bio summer school, which SUCKS ASS. but whatever. i get to do crazy cool things after school like watch family guy with daniel and his brother, and find out that i am SO capable of beating daniel up.
alright, that's enough with the real update. so i was showing my dad my livejournal background, which says "emo" on it and he insisted it was a term from this guy emo phillips, a comedian, whom i have never heard of. so he made me google this guy and turns out he's totally hilarious. so here's some of his stuff for you to enjoy.
I went into the gas station, said, "Fill 'er up, Harry."
The guy said, "Regular?"
I said, "No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy."
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky -- but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
My girldfriend said, "Emo, I'm seeing another man." I said, "Well, try rubbing your eyes or something."
Well, the next day I caught her in bed with this other guy. I was crushed. I said, "Get off me, you two!"
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Back in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, "Why limit yourselves?"
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
the end. and you all need to go look at my new tripped out kick ass lj that i worked really hard on. and then you should comment on this awesome entry. i love you all, especially nicole, who made me my new icon.
two amazing things happened to me recently.
1.) i made mock trial, which was awesome, i didnt think telesca took me seriously enough, considering i'd gotten him to sign a petition regarding my boyfriend's hair a week earlier (he was more than willing. and daniel's hair looks even more amazing now. you all need to go see it).
2.) i am going to start pointe soon. yes, pointe, which i have wanted to do FOREEEVER. i'm going to die with happiness. :) my shoes are so pretty... i should post pictures of them.
so life is going fairly well, despite bio summer school, which SUCKS ASS. but whatever. i get to do crazy cool things after school like watch family guy with daniel and his brother, and find out that i am SO capable of beating daniel up.
alright, that's enough with the real update. so i was showing my dad my livejournal background, which says "emo" on it and he insisted it was a term from this guy emo phillips, a comedian, whom i have never heard of. so he made me google this guy and turns out he's totally hilarious. so here's some of his stuff for you to enjoy.
I went into the gas station, said, "Fill 'er up, Harry."
The guy said, "Regular?"
I said, "No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy."
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky -- but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
My girldfriend said, "Emo, I'm seeing another man." I said, "Well, try rubbing your eyes or something."
Well, the next day I caught her in bed with this other guy. I was crushed. I said, "Get off me, you two!"
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Back in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, "Why limit yourselves?"
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
the end. and you all need to go look at my new tripped out kick ass lj that i worked really hard on. and then you should comment on this awesome entry. i love you all, especially nicole, who made me my new icon.