ROFLCOPTER LYKMAD.
Stalking is illegal. ikkyuunyuukon confronts minion_master.
minion_master is stalking ikkyuunyuukonminion_master's REAL name :Daly Earnshawminion_master's REAL DOB :17th January 1978Height :190 cmWeight : 75.8 kgminion_master has dreamt about you : 14 times minion_master became interested in you : 05th September 2005minion_master's latest dream about you minion_master dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them.This is how minion_master describes your relationship behind your back 'God its going fantastic. I've never felt happier........ever. Nothing can go wrong now. Fuck tempting fate!'minion_master's been stealing stuff from your house too. minion_master has a number of ikkyuunyuukon's old school books littered around their bedroom.They've even started modifying their body for you In a night of sheer angst minion_master carved 'ikkyuunyuukon' into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines I think I've just creamed myself thinking about you. There's no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I've used this card instead.
The Police No. calls to the police : 9 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Hello is that the police? Ah good, it's just there's this maniac standing outside my house in the pouring rain waving at me, with flowers in their hand. I think they've been following me for the last year Their name? minion_master."minion_master's Police File It is only a matter of time before we encover a mass of decomposed bodies within minion_master's refridgerator.
Testimonies about minion_master
ice_killer - Long-haul trucker
'Ahhh none of this is new to me. ikkyuunyuukon's been telling me about minion_master's antics for ages now. I don't honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.'
offcourt - Marathon Munt
'Surprise Surprise, minion_master's a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.'
momosugarhime - Mixes vodka with Whiskey
'Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should've known. Something tells me that minion_master is going to die pretty shortly.'