lmfao
A man walks into a bar carrying a tiny man playing a tiny piano. The bartender asks him where he got him. He says that there is a genie outside who will grant him one wish. The bartender goes outside and asks the genie for a million bucks and he is given a million ducks. He storms back into the bar and says "the genie sucks! I asked him for a million bucks and he gives me a million DUCKS!" The guy turns to the bartender and says, "You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"