May 25, 2005 20:50
tzightshiznic: do do do do da do do do, do do do do DO dodododo do do bum bum
CaliGrl2149: hu-hu-hu-...woooooow
tzightshiznic: lol
CaliGrl2149: *SINGS*ur amazingly RETARDED!
tzightshiznic: hah hey!! that took me a long time to type out! DONT HATE APPRECIATE!!!!!!
CaliGrl2149: ah, ya whore.
tzightshiznic: no luv
CaliGrl2149: i'll "don't hate, appreciate" YOU!
CaliGrl2149: *mutters* stupid llama...
tzightshiznic: *sniffle* you hate me *SOBS*
CaliGrl2149: *hands nikki a tissue*
CaliGrl2149: noooooo i wuv ya my sistah!
CaliGrl2149: ur my lifemate, i have to heart u
tzightshiznic: DUTCH HATER *throws a schmoke and a pancake at amandas head*
CaliGrl2149: you bitch! *killer vein*
tzightshiznic: lmao
tzightshiznic: *huggles*
CaliGrl2149: that sounds like something a three yr old would say. and it reminds me of snuggle, which makes me think of fabric softener
tzightshiznic: lmao snuggle and hug put together. god fucking damn im good.
tzightshiznic: lmao
CaliGrl2149: "god fucking damn i'm good" sounds like something a guy would say after he "performed well"
tzightshiznic: lmfao! I WIN!!! good job little man, *high fives crotch*
tzightshiznic: hahaha
CaliGrl2149: *laughs so hard she chokes on her schmoke and a pancake*!!
tzightshiznic: hahaha!!! dont burn yourself!!! inner throatal burns would be hard to fix.
CaliGrl2149: ouchies!
tzightshiznic: throatal, lmao go me and my made up words
CaliGrl2149: LOVELY!!! AHAHAHA *gasps* i won!!!! i won some of jack's stuff...an ultimate breakfast sandwich! woooo
CaliGrl2149: haahahahaha
tzightshiznic: haha! Jack in the crack!!!!!!!
CaliGrl2149: aaahhh yes
tzightshiznic: Fuck Star Wars. Yeah, I said it. Fuck it hard in the ass with one of those goddamned light sabers.
tzightshiznic: lmfao!!!
CaliGrl2149: WOW!!!! ok so saving that for an away message!!! :-D FUCKING AWESOME!!
tzightshiznic: hahaha
tzightshiznic: Debbie has it in a blog. lmao
CaliGrl2149: hahahhahahahhaaha
CaliGrl2149: so proud!!
tzightshiznic: :-D
tzightshiznic: should have just said I came up with it. lmao *smacks self on head*
CaliGrl2149: hey i respect ur honesty. yeah i wouldn't of believed u anyways!
CaliGrl2149: hahahahahhha
CaliGrl2149: :-D
tzightshiznic: *sniffle* im not cool enough for a comment like that.
tzightshiznic: least i have the props for my blow him up comment.
tzightshiznic: *hugs self* go me.
CaliGrl2149: ooohhh YEAH you're goin down in history with Rudolph on that one sistah
tzightshiznic: hell fuckin yeah baby!!! me AND my crotch for its incredible performance
CaliGrl2149: wow! what haven't yooouuu been telling me!?!?!??!
CaliGrl2149: ahahahahaah ROFL
tzightshiznic: lmao!!!
tzightshiznic: I have a retractable dick. hah should show you sometime. I push in my belly button and BAM! Im good to go for hours and hours and hours. hahahaha IT IS ERECT!!!
CaliGrl2149: oh
CaliGrl2149: my
CaliGrl2149: dear
CaliGrl2149: lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tzightshiznic: hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
CaliGrl2149: my god thats so fucking funny
CaliGrl2149: oh lordy!!!
CaliGrl2149: ill be laughing at the for hours
tzightshiznic: :-D*bows*
tzightshiznic: that was better than the light saber ass fucking comment dammit, had to step it up and i did!!!!!!!
tzightshiznic: woooooo!
tzightshiznic: lmao that would be funny
CaliGrl2149: :-D
CaliGrl2149: ur are awesomely witty my lifemate
tzightshiznic: hehehehe I know this.
tzightshiznic: just gotta find that wittiness that is buried under the pile of bitterness and loneliness. its there somewhere I swear!!!
CaliGrl2149: it is!!!
CaliGrl2149: bah screw lonliness
CaliGrl2149: dats not cool
tzightshiznic: eh no biggie. that can be pushed aside. bitterness is a bit heavier. sadness too. Might just have to recruit my retractable dick to help push it away.
tzightshiznic: hahaha
CaliGrl2149: *cracks up* that was just a biiiiiit tmi! but hahahaha