"I am bread man, everyone loves me."
WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!giuhwhrg
So, I am in New York, and this weekend has been hilarious and eventful.
Wednesday: Michelle and I met some Argentinian boys on the Mega Bus, she fell in love. They were nice, but we will never see them again. Hahaha. The bus was delayed an hour because of the snow, so we missed the 1:45 to Massapequa by about 30 seconds, and had to wait until 3:10. It sucked, but of course hilarity ensued. I'm convinced that once it passes 1am all of the crazies come out at Penn Station. We were waiting for the train, and sitting on the floor eating Pizza when a man... or woman walked by. She looked like Ray's dad. I feel bad saying that but its true, long hair, full beard but also wearing a red plastic headband and long white earrings. She came up to us and asked where we were from and if we were homeless. I guess it was because we had so many bags, but I'd like to think I don't look homeless just because I am sitting on the floor. Anyway, she started to walk away and turned around and said "My name is Sarah." Mind you that she completely looked like a man but spoke with the voice of a woman. It was fucking crazy. I am unsure if it was a man that wished that he was a woman, or what... but it was hilarious. I actually pulled my hat over my head and screamed into it because that was all I could think to do. Anyway, Ray picked us up from Massapequa train station at 4 or so, and then I dyed my hair back brown till 7am.
Thursday: Got a hair cut, and went to the apple store to get Steve's computer fixed and then ended up at Dave's house. It was nice to see L-Ross and everyone. We played a game for maybe ten minutes, and then talked about a lot of funny shit that I can't remember right now, but at the time it was hilarious. We watched some family guy and then all headed home.
Friday: I went to the city early with my mom to have a meeting with some guy at Hunter. It went well, got a lot of questions answered. I told her we should have driven in because it would have been cheaper, but she said tolls would add up to more, but in reality we went shopping and out to eat, so I was right. Haha. I got new boots, leggings, a sweater and a scarf. Thanks, Mom! So Ray met us in the city at 5 and my mom took the train back to Massapequa. We went to a pizza place for a while before we decided to go to McManus' Pub. Eileen met us there, and eventually Jenn Pelly and Sashi met us too. We hung out for a while, until McManus got off work and then everyone else showed up. Everyone else included Billy, Nick Savoia, Nicky, Kelly, Michelle, Johnny and Caroline. We walked around and found some booze and headed to Andrew's place in Harlem. We ended up getting off on the West side of 125th instead of the East side. We had a ways to walk, which was fucking scary because we walked passed somewhere that was getting robbed, but Andrew wasn't even home until about ten mintues after we got there, so we would have had to wait anyway. We hung there for a while, and then Billy, Nick, Ray, Caroline, Johnny and I decided to go back to LI while Eileen, Nicky, Michelle and Kelly stayed in Harlem for the night. When we got to Penn Station we had 50 minutes to wait for the next train so we walked around, and Ray was going to buy a bagel at Hot and Crusty. Instead, we saw that they were throwing out an entire dumpster full of bagels and bread. We asked the guy if we could take some of it and he gave us bags of what he hadn't thrown out yet and we also took all of the stuff that hadn't touched the outside. We fed all of the homeless people around the amtrack, and the NJ transit. It was nice, I actually felt like I was doing something good. So anyway we brought about 3 huge bags on the train and were handing some out. We had a 6 seater, and the 4 next to us were occupied by 4 bros. The broiest of bros. They kept saying shit to me, and of course Ray didn't come to my defense. Then they started staring at Caroline and being dicks. They asked for bread, and after we gave it to them I noticed they were talking about who to throw it out. I said that it would be competely rude and uncalled for if they threw it at anyone and said if that happened to them they would probably try and fight the person. At that point they proceeded to say that no one could hurt them, and Billy said "I would kill you." And the guys started laughing while Billy went into great detail. Billy said that if they beat him up that he would get a gun, and a knife and kill them and then run them over with his car. One of the bros said "You would need 3 guns and 7 knives to kill him" HAHAHHA. WHAT! We all laughed in his face and then he started to talk shit about how Billy is a nerd because he was wearing glasses, and that he would punch him in the face and the glass would gouge out his eyes and make him gush blood. Then another chimed in with "THe way you look makes me angry." At that point, Billy freaked out and said "NO! The way YOU look makes me angry." They were all wearing blue button up shirts with the first two buttons open, and they had short hair and chin straps. Two of them were actually twins... I thought you stopped dressing alike when you were like 6... guess not. Anyway, because Billy began to call them out on things and have remarks that they couldn't respond to one douche asked "You like the Yankees?" And when Billy said no, doucheface threw the bread at Billy's face. At that point Johnny started saying some shit and the kid said it was a joke and that he was kidding. Meanwhile, if we would have thrown it back I guarantee that he would have freaked out. Then they started to say something about Caroline and when Johnny said something back the breadboy got up and threw his coat off and got in Johnnys face. He was screaming FUCKING HIT ME! Which is typical and had been predetermined in my mind. He called Caroline a bitch in the process and thats when she freaked out. Thank god some police men were informed and came just in time. Everyone clapped as they walked away, they were idiots. When we got to Massapequa I drove Ray's car to his house cause he was drunk, and slept there.
Saturday: Tonight we are trying to go to Mr. K's show at Rembrandt's in Hicksville, we just found out that it is 21+ but we are going to attempt to go anyway and hope that they don't ID. I have to go get ready now becasue Michelle my Belle wants to go to the north shore at 6 and I am not ready yet.
EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone in the bathroom of Penn Station mistook Ray for James Franco and pulled a sharpie out of his shoe for Ray to sign his arm. Ray wrote "PENIS." HAHAHHAHA and then almost couldn't keep the pee in the urinal because he was laughing so much.
Dear Boston,
See you tomorrow... I guess.
Fuck you,
Alli
So, I am in New York, and this weekend has been hilarious and eventful.
Wednesday: Michelle and I met some Argentinian boys on the Mega Bus, she fell in love. They were nice, but we will never see them again. Hahaha. The bus was delayed an hour because of the snow, so we missed the 1:45 to Massapequa by about 30 seconds, and had to wait until 3:10. It sucked, but of course hilarity ensued. I'm convinced that once it passes 1am all of the crazies come out at Penn Station. We were waiting for the train, and sitting on the floor eating Pizza when a man... or woman walked by. She looked like Ray's dad. I feel bad saying that but its true, long hair, full beard but also wearing a red plastic headband and long white earrings. She came up to us and asked where we were from and if we were homeless. I guess it was because we had so many bags, but I'd like to think I don't look homeless just because I am sitting on the floor. Anyway, she started to walk away and turned around and said "My name is Sarah." Mind you that she completely looked like a man but spoke with the voice of a woman. It was fucking crazy. I am unsure if it was a man that wished that he was a woman, or what... but it was hilarious. I actually pulled my hat over my head and screamed into it because that was all I could think to do. Anyway, Ray picked us up from Massapequa train station at 4 or so, and then I dyed my hair back brown till 7am.
Thursday: Got a hair cut, and went to the apple store to get Steve's computer fixed and then ended up at Dave's house. It was nice to see L-Ross and everyone. We played a game for maybe ten minutes, and then talked about a lot of funny shit that I can't remember right now, but at the time it was hilarious. We watched some family guy and then all headed home.
Friday: I went to the city early with my mom to have a meeting with some guy at Hunter. It went well, got a lot of questions answered. I told her we should have driven in because it would have been cheaper, but she said tolls would add up to more, but in reality we went shopping and out to eat, so I was right. Haha. I got new boots, leggings, a sweater and a scarf. Thanks, Mom! So Ray met us in the city at 5 and my mom took the train back to Massapequa. We went to a pizza place for a while before we decided to go to McManus' Pub. Eileen met us there, and eventually Jenn Pelly and Sashi met us too. We hung out for a while, until McManus got off work and then everyone else showed up. Everyone else included Billy, Nick Savoia, Nicky, Kelly, Michelle, Johnny and Caroline. We walked around and found some booze and headed to Andrew's place in Harlem. We ended up getting off on the West side of 125th instead of the East side. We had a ways to walk, which was fucking scary because we walked passed somewhere that was getting robbed, but Andrew wasn't even home until about ten mintues after we got there, so we would have had to wait anyway. We hung there for a while, and then Billy, Nick, Ray, Caroline, Johnny and I decided to go back to LI while Eileen, Nicky, Michelle and Kelly stayed in Harlem for the night. When we got to Penn Station we had 50 minutes to wait for the next train so we walked around, and Ray was going to buy a bagel at Hot and Crusty. Instead, we saw that they were throwing out an entire dumpster full of bagels and bread. We asked the guy if we could take some of it and he gave us bags of what he hadn't thrown out yet and we also took all of the stuff that hadn't touched the outside. We fed all of the homeless people around the amtrack, and the NJ transit. It was nice, I actually felt like I was doing something good. So anyway we brought about 3 huge bags on the train and were handing some out. We had a 6 seater, and the 4 next to us were occupied by 4 bros. The broiest of bros. They kept saying shit to me, and of course Ray didn't come to my defense. Then they started staring at Caroline and being dicks. They asked for bread, and after we gave it to them I noticed they were talking about who to throw it out. I said that it would be competely rude and uncalled for if they threw it at anyone and said if that happened to them they would probably try and fight the person. At that point they proceeded to say that no one could hurt them, and Billy said "I would kill you." And the guys started laughing while Billy went into great detail. Billy said that if they beat him up that he would get a gun, and a knife and kill them and then run them over with his car. One of the bros said "You would need 3 guns and 7 knives to kill him" HAHAHHA. WHAT! We all laughed in his face and then he started to talk shit about how Billy is a nerd because he was wearing glasses, and that he would punch him in the face and the glass would gouge out his eyes and make him gush blood. Then another chimed in with "THe way you look makes me angry." At that point, Billy freaked out and said "NO! The way YOU look makes me angry." They were all wearing blue button up shirts with the first two buttons open, and they had short hair and chin straps. Two of them were actually twins... I thought you stopped dressing alike when you were like 6... guess not. Anyway, because Billy began to call them out on things and have remarks that they couldn't respond to one douche asked "You like the Yankees?" And when Billy said no, doucheface threw the bread at Billy's face. At that point Johnny started saying some shit and the kid said it was a joke and that he was kidding. Meanwhile, if we would have thrown it back I guarantee that he would have freaked out. Then they started to say something about Caroline and when Johnny said something back the breadboy got up and threw his coat off and got in Johnnys face. He was screaming FUCKING HIT ME! Which is typical and had been predetermined in my mind. He called Caroline a bitch in the process and thats when she freaked out. Thank god some police men were informed and came just in time. Everyone clapped as they walked away, they were idiots. When we got to Massapequa I drove Ray's car to his house cause he was drunk, and slept there.
Saturday: Tonight we are trying to go to Mr. K's show at Rembrandt's in Hicksville, we just found out that it is 21+ but we are going to attempt to go anyway and hope that they don't ID. I have to go get ready now becasue Michelle my Belle wants to go to the north shore at 6 and I am not ready yet.
EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone in the bathroom of Penn Station mistook Ray for James Franco and pulled a sharpie out of his shoe for Ray to sign his arm. Ray wrote "PENIS." HAHAHHAHA and then almost couldn't keep the pee in the urinal because he was laughing so much.
Dear Boston,
See you tomorrow... I guess.
Fuck you,
Alli