SO Jewtastic

[ikillwithcandy]

So Im still alive and stuff...

The buildup to what Im going to say is too much pressure...I fold.

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[hotcyborgaction]

As if there is anything to tell. Really she has been hanging out at some guy's house watching soaps and eating speggetios. Now THAT is lame.

[vultraxnytewind]

DISAPPOINTING.

[ikillwithcandy]

Except the guy is you and Ive been in your basement eating cereal. I have a monkey that has been buying my groceries.

[ikillwithcandy]

WELL. My companion, Gertrude, and I have spent the last six weeks in Guam where we learned how to survive off of meal worms and tree bark. Gertrude called in some of his special forces friends from over in Sweden and together we replaced Castro with an animatronic wax figurine thats actually an inch taller than the man. I also learned how to attach a bayonet using my own flesh...in the rain...and the mud...with my hands behind my back...

[ikillwithcandy]

PS.
Things are really good. I hurt my ankle pretty good but I can still run two miles so all is well. Its Christmas and Im home so yay!