Please forgive me
This post is dedicated to Jaime, Andrea, and Jenn. These are not original thoughts, but rather ripped from T-shirts on the Castro.
Ahem.
Everybody Hearts a Crack Whore.
Jesus Loves You. He's just not IN love with you.
Jesus Loves Me. But I think we should start seeing other people.
Jesus is cumming. So have the tissue ready.
So many right-wing Christians. So few lions.
If you're happy and you know it, suck my dick.
Holy Roller (complete with old school roller skates!).
I miss the sleepovers at Neverland.
Jaime, I can't believe the things you make me right. I'm going to hell.
But if you laugh, you're coming with me!!
Ahem.
Everybody Hearts a Crack Whore.
Jesus Loves You. He's just not IN love with you.
Jesus Loves Me. But I think we should start seeing other people.
Jesus is cumming. So have the tissue ready.
So many right-wing Christians. So few lions.
If you're happy and you know it, suck my dick.
Holy Roller (complete with old school roller skates!).
I miss the sleepovers at Neverland.
Jaime, I can't believe the things you make me right. I'm going to hell.
But if you laugh, you're coming with me!!