so, she's a little bit random and a little bit dramatic
Things that do not a happy Ana make:
1. forgetting her bridesmaid dress at work, which means ANOTHER day of having it pawed at by everyone and comments of "it's THAT short?" which it's not short at all. I AM SHORT SO A DRESS THAT LENGTH HITS MY KNEES, BOOBS OR NO BOOBS, OKAY?
2. being forced to go to the doctor for blood work I HAAAAATE BLOOD WORK DDD: and they put me through this when I was 13 and now I have to go through it AGAIN and it's one of those dreadful "drink this bullshit and sit in our fucking office for the next eight hours while we stab you once an hour and take your life force." and all this because I got really shaky/weak for absolutely no reason but after ingesting some sugar I felt better :sobs:
so. in an effort to forget, mainly, the fail of number 2 have more redonk Recoded play through.
Aaaaand now we're in Wonderland. Yaaaay! :kind of hates Wonderland after Days:
...Alice has amnesia. Wat. that's an....uh.. unexpected side effect to the bugs.
Our world still aches and your next road still awaits YAY, YOU DID BAD RHYMING AGAIN :hugs cloaked figure:
Seriously. This is the first KH game I have not spoiled myself for since KH II came out ;_; it's kiiiiilling me a little.
OH GOD WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE THE STUPID MAZES MORE FRIGGEN COMPLICATED?? "run through the red netting bullshit and end up somewhere else. figure out which bits to run through to actually get anywhere. lawl" I HATE YOU SQUEENIX.
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE THE FUCK I AM BUT IT'S NOT IN THE MAZE ANYMORE and why is all the grassy bits ded looking?
ahahahaha. So I got confused and thought I was only supposed to be collecting individual Inklings but no no. I'm supposed to be hoarding them like a shiny thing horder. where is Sora keeping these things??
...and now, wander around without being detected DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO DO THIS OVER AGAIN ON DAYS??
AAAAAGH. that sucked. Half the time I didn't know they were coming at me until I heard the noises ;_;
OH MY GOD I AM NOT MEANT FOR BULLSHIT LIKE THIS AND I CANNOT SNEAK BACK THROUGH THE MAZE WHEN THEY'RE GOING AROUND LIKE BUNNIES ON CRACK. oh wait... I has a map at the bottom of the screen :headdesk: wish I would have remembered THAT earlier.
Okay guys, seriously. I'm going to refer to this as either the Ghost Zone or Specter Space, you have your option. But this bullshit about "wager your SP" kind of sucks monkey balls. The first one I was cool with because hey, 20 heartless? no problem. This second one of "exit the floor in 200 seconds or less?' no so much.
...or yes? apparently? Okay, obviously they're just fucking with me now because that floor was easy. I'm going to be lulled into a false sense of security and they're going to rape my SP from me.
yaaaay! I think I have enough chipy bits to connect another CPU :D
OKAY, DAY TWO! AND I'M LOST IN THE ROSE GARDEN LIKE WOAH. gooood i hate this place ;_;
whyyyy so many Inklings? it was cute in the beginning. but now I just want to be like "fuck this shit"
HOLY FUCK I FINALLY HAVE ALL 16 INKLINGS UUUUGH THAT WAS FAR HARDER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN :hates search missions:
I...think I maybe goofed on the second "hey Alice, can you remember more?" or maybe not? IDEK.
But! Alice. Is adorable and a little devious and now I want Sora/Alice fic waaah
OKAY this is my favorite Keyhole shenanigan so far and of course, it's painfully short ;_;
AAAAAND I'm ded. fuuuuuu. :tries again:
I RETRACT THAT STATEMENT I HATE THIS KEYHOLE
seriously, can I please PLEASE have a boss battle where I get my curatives?? PLEASE??
Trickmaster, much like Darkside, wasn't hard. Just kind of obnoxious and I almost died again because you have to beat him THREE TIMES and the third time he starts spitting fucking meteors at me.
AFTER THE CLOACKED FIGURE, AGAIN. SON OF A BITCH.
Sora will not catch him because Ana's thumb hurts like a mutha fucka.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. DIGITAL!SORA JUST POPPED INTO REALITY?? WHAT THE FUCK HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN I AM SO FUCKING CONFUSED.
o_____O they're watching themselves on the monitor. What. Is. Going. On.
OH AHAHAHAH. I WAS SORT OF RIGHT BUT NOT? ..... the..journal chose Riku to protect itself? (Riku IS the journal? basically?) OH. HEY. I GUESSED THAT RIGHT :D
HOLY FUCK RIKU!JOURNAL IS A SNEAKY ASS BASTARD. So...if they're all in the journal NOW, where exactly was data!sora before?
HOLY SHIT, AND NOW WE HAVE A HACKER ON THE LOOSE? THIS IS NOT THE KINGDOM HEARTS YOU KNOW. (but I can has inappropriate data!sora/journal!riku moments, yus?)
Uuuuh. Olymus Coliseum. Do not want. I have to fight Cerberus, don't I? I HATE Cerberus.
Fuck. I has not saved since before the Keyhole in Wonderland and here I am, inside the Keyhole for Olympus. Booo.
Ahahahaha. Oh my god. It really is turn based. But it's WEIRD. Like, wow. Kind of...idek.
Save Room! Yaaaay!
OH GOD I HAVE TO FIGHT CLOUD BEFORE CERBERUS, DON'T I???
This. Is so much easier with Hercules to bash the fuck out of things with me >3 Granted, I still suck at blocking :p
Oh. God. I was right. Here goes Cloud :sobs:
"Look, I get it. In the past, you've always come up short when it really counts" YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF SHORT PENIS JOKES I WANT TO MAKE RIGHT NOW
EESFKLSDJFKLJ stupid chasing shadow of stupid stupidness ;_; I DO NOT APPROVE OF THINGS THAT CHASE ME FROM THE ROOMS DD:
Oh. God. now I have to fight Cloud, like actually fight him and not just anticipate fighting him. :Crais:
Uuuh. Okay. Cloud kicked my ass. sonofabitch.
HA! OH HELL! HAAHAHA u
Using liscences is AMAZING. I used: auto-block, strength, regen, and the half damage one CLOUD COULD NOT TOUCH ME :DD
"I'm Cloud, and I'm no friend of heroes because I got a previous hero/friend ded :angst:"
ahahaha. Hades, "I should have known he was a pinhead from the haircut" WHY AM I LOVING THE DIALOUGE IN THIS GAME SO MUCH??
Cloud: using up more emo than Hot Topic. I'm suprised he hasn't combusted from happy!Sora and happy!Hercules.
Oh my lord, "yea, ain't no getting off this train now" Cloud. Sweetheart. Your grammar is terrible. Are heroes ALLOWED to say things like that? (he hasn't said "let's mosey" yet but I am holding out hope)
Ok. they just gave me a shit ton of liscences. That makes me nervous.
Ahahahaha. Okay. No that wasn't so bad. This is going to give me a swelled head and I'm going to regret it later on in the game. I KICKED HIS ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE :DDD
No. Seriously. I'm spoiled to using the liscences now.
D'AAAAW, THEY ALL DID A VICTORY POSE AND THAT'S FUCKING ADORABLE
PETE?? WHAT? I AM SO FRIGGEN CONFUSED. Noooo, I don't want to chase after him!
1. forgetting her bridesmaid dress at work, which means ANOTHER day of having it pawed at by everyone and comments of "it's THAT short?" which it's not short at all. I AM SHORT SO A DRESS THAT LENGTH HITS MY KNEES, BOOBS OR NO BOOBS, OKAY?
2. being forced to go to the doctor for blood work I HAAAAATE BLOOD WORK DDD: and they put me through this when I was 13 and now I have to go through it AGAIN and it's one of those dreadful "drink this bullshit and sit in our fucking office for the next eight hours while we stab you once an hour and take your life force." and all this because I got really shaky/weak for absolutely no reason but after ingesting some sugar I felt better :sobs:
so. in an effort to forget, mainly, the fail of number 2 have more redonk Recoded play through.
Aaaaand now we're in Wonderland. Yaaaay! :kind of hates Wonderland after Days:
...Alice has amnesia. Wat. that's an....uh.. unexpected side effect to the bugs.
Our world still aches and your next road still awaits YAY, YOU DID BAD RHYMING AGAIN :hugs cloaked figure:
Seriously. This is the first KH game I have not spoiled myself for since KH II came out ;_; it's kiiiiilling me a little.
OH GOD WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE THE STUPID MAZES MORE FRIGGEN COMPLICATED?? "run through the red netting bullshit and end up somewhere else. figure out which bits to run through to actually get anywhere. lawl" I HATE YOU SQUEENIX.
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE THE FUCK I AM BUT IT'S NOT IN THE MAZE ANYMORE and why is all the grassy bits ded looking?
ahahahaha. So I got confused and thought I was only supposed to be collecting individual Inklings but no no. I'm supposed to be hoarding them like a shiny thing horder. where is Sora keeping these things??
...and now, wander around without being detected DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO DO THIS OVER AGAIN ON DAYS??
AAAAAGH. that sucked. Half the time I didn't know they were coming at me until I heard the noises ;_;
OH MY GOD I AM NOT MEANT FOR BULLSHIT LIKE THIS AND I CANNOT SNEAK BACK THROUGH THE MAZE WHEN THEY'RE GOING AROUND LIKE BUNNIES ON CRACK. oh wait... I has a map at the bottom of the screen :headdesk: wish I would have remembered THAT earlier.
Okay guys, seriously. I'm going to refer to this as either the Ghost Zone or Specter Space, you have your option. But this bullshit about "wager your SP" kind of sucks monkey balls. The first one I was cool with because hey, 20 heartless? no problem. This second one of "exit the floor in 200 seconds or less?' no so much.
...or yes? apparently? Okay, obviously they're just fucking with me now because that floor was easy. I'm going to be lulled into a false sense of security and they're going to rape my SP from me.
yaaaay! I think I have enough chipy bits to connect another CPU :D
OKAY, DAY TWO! AND I'M LOST IN THE ROSE GARDEN LIKE WOAH. gooood i hate this place ;_;
whyyyy so many Inklings? it was cute in the beginning. but now I just want to be like "fuck this shit"
HOLY FUCK I FINALLY HAVE ALL 16 INKLINGS UUUUGH THAT WAS FAR HARDER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN :hates search missions:
I...think I maybe goofed on the second "hey Alice, can you remember more?" or maybe not? IDEK.
But! Alice. Is adorable and a little devious and now I want Sora/Alice fic waaah
OKAY this is my favorite Keyhole shenanigan so far and of course, it's painfully short ;_;
AAAAAND I'm ded. fuuuuuu. :tries again:
I RETRACT THAT STATEMENT I HATE THIS KEYHOLE
seriously, can I please PLEASE have a boss battle where I get my curatives?? PLEASE??
Trickmaster, much like Darkside, wasn't hard. Just kind of obnoxious and I almost died again because you have to beat him THREE TIMES and the third time he starts spitting fucking meteors at me.
AFTER THE CLOACKED FIGURE, AGAIN. SON OF A BITCH.
Sora will not catch him because Ana's thumb hurts like a mutha fucka.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. DIGITAL!SORA JUST POPPED INTO REALITY?? WHAT THE FUCK HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN I AM SO FUCKING CONFUSED.
o_____O they're watching themselves on the monitor. What. Is. Going. On.
OH AHAHAHAH. I WAS SORT OF RIGHT BUT NOT? ..... the..journal chose Riku to protect itself? (Riku IS the journal? basically?) OH. HEY. I GUESSED THAT RIGHT :D
HOLY FUCK RIKU!JOURNAL IS A SNEAKY ASS BASTARD. So...if they're all in the journal NOW, where exactly was data!sora before?
HOLY SHIT, AND NOW WE HAVE A HACKER ON THE LOOSE? THIS IS NOT THE KINGDOM HEARTS YOU KNOW. (but I can has inappropriate data!sora/journal!riku moments, yus?)
Uuuuh. Olymus Coliseum. Do not want. I have to fight Cerberus, don't I? I HATE Cerberus.
Fuck. I has not saved since before the Keyhole in Wonderland and here I am, inside the Keyhole for Olympus. Booo.
Ahahahaha. Oh my god. It really is turn based. But it's WEIRD. Like, wow. Kind of...idek.
Save Room! Yaaaay!
OH GOD I HAVE TO FIGHT CLOUD BEFORE CERBERUS, DON'T I???
This. Is so much easier with Hercules to bash the fuck out of things with me >3 Granted, I still suck at blocking :p
Oh. God. I was right. Here goes Cloud :sobs:
"Look, I get it. In the past, you've always come up short when it really counts" YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF SHORT PENIS JOKES I WANT TO MAKE RIGHT NOW
EESFKLSDJFKLJ stupid chasing shadow of stupid stupidness ;_; I DO NOT APPROVE OF THINGS THAT CHASE ME FROM THE ROOMS DD:
Oh. God. now I have to fight Cloud, like actually fight him and not just anticipate fighting him. :Crais:
Uuuh. Okay. Cloud kicked my ass. sonofabitch.
HA! OH HELL! HAAHAHA u
Using liscences is AMAZING. I used: auto-block, strength, regen, and the half damage one CLOUD COULD NOT TOUCH ME :DD
"I'm Cloud, and I'm no friend of heroes because I got a previous hero/friend ded :angst:"
ahahaha. Hades, "I should have known he was a pinhead from the haircut" WHY AM I LOVING THE DIALOUGE IN THIS GAME SO MUCH??
Cloud: using up more emo than Hot Topic. I'm suprised he hasn't combusted from happy!Sora and happy!Hercules.
Oh my lord, "yea, ain't no getting off this train now" Cloud. Sweetheart. Your grammar is terrible. Are heroes ALLOWED to say things like that? (he hasn't said "let's mosey" yet but I am holding out hope)
Ok. they just gave me a shit ton of liscences. That makes me nervous.
Ahahahaha. Okay. No that wasn't so bad. This is going to give me a swelled head and I'm going to regret it later on in the game. I KICKED HIS ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE :DDD
No. Seriously. I'm spoiled to using the liscences now.
D'AAAAW, THEY ALL DID A VICTORY POSE AND THAT'S FUCKING ADORABLE
PETE?? WHAT? I AM SO FRIGGEN CONFUSED. Noooo, I don't want to chase after him!