Merry Christmas!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, fritzq (-5000 points). In October I turned ellcrius in for spitting (3 points). Last Thursday discoecstasy and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Wednesday I gave kutabare a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In September I helped zenhiao see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4983 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ikepod
:: Oh, I hope its a cute bear cub Santa who gives me a spanking....and then more. ::
Post Script:
:: I been having hunger pangs for the past 4 hours, and it doesnt seem to be going away. You know how it is when you are hungry and your mouth starts to salivate and that sour taste lingers in your mouth, signalling that you should get off your heavy ass from the computer and go get a bite of ...ANYTHING? Well, I did get my bony ass to get food ( 2 walnut-cheese buns, 1 slice of pizza and one packet of nasi lemak with the works!) and I am still...HUNGRY! Help me! I think my body is fucked! I am thinking of having roti prata later after I finish work! What is wrong with me?! ::