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[ikemasen]

HA

HA

I FUCKING GOT THAT SEWING MACHINE TO FINALLY WORK

BOBBINS ARE THREADED

I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO THREAD THE DAMN NEEDLE

I AM NOW SEWING LINES

FUCK YES

TAKE THAT TECHNOLOGY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i might just be able to do this

TWO SECONDS LATER EDIT: OKAY SO THERE WAS THIS SPIDER RIGHT

AND SPIDERS DIE WHEN I SEE THEM RIGHT

SO I GOT A SHOE AND TURNED ON THE LIGHT AND IT RAN ONTO THE CEILING

AND BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS I SMACK THE WALL AND ROAR "COME DOWN AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN"

I WASN'T EXPECTING IT TO LISTEN

i gave that bitch a swirly.