Here's an idea
yes, it's another post about liberals...
So, I was thinking today, couldn't libs get so much more accomplished by actually implementing their ideas rather than trying to get the government to force everyone else to? For example, and I am sure I have given this before, but what if all the hollywood and government libs used as much energy in their homes as George W. Bush? Btw, I have heard his home uses 25% of the energy of the average american home. Or what if they took all their lobbying money and instead bought priuses for poor people with old run down muffler-less cars? they would be helping the poor and stopping global warming at the same time!
Then I was thinking...
what if they ran a business they way they want the government to run corporate america? For example, the CEO would be paid the same as the janitors. Every employee would have 12.4% taken off the top of their paycheck to pay for the retired workers retirement plans. They would also have 2.9% taken off the top to pay for the retired workers healthcare. Speaking of which, they would have a mandatory healthplan deducted from their wages and paid to a network of doctors of the companies choosing. These doctors would be paid the same no matter how well they perform, but if they are white and male they might be fired for poor performance. Speaking of which, half the company would be minority, half would be women and there would be a small tax on white male salaries that would be redistributed to the women and minority workers just to make sure things are fair.
Employees would have to walk or bicycle to work, but VPs and up can fly private jets to work. Sure we have to save the environment, but we also have to keep the VPs safe. think of walking to work as a carbon offset.
There would be a 100 member panel in charge of analyzing every decision the CEO makes to make sure there were no motives behind it. No motives of any kind. The company neutralize more carbon than it puts out, and the cafeteria would serve non-transfat foods.
To pay for these things and to keep the company competative, shareholders would have to give 35% of their dividends back to the company, and if they ever try to sell the company's stock they must pay 35% of the sale back to the company. in addition to this, and the above mentioned taxes, every employee would have to give 35% of their annual income so that the VPs can redistribute it and buy each other's support through bribes and project designations. by the way, there is nothing wrong with a VP taking a bribe, in fact, he or she might get promoted.
God cannot be mentioned inside the four walls of the company, and any negative word or thought about a minority will result in immediate dismissal. however, you can say whatever you want about the white males. a portion of every employee's paycheck tax will go towards homosexual partner benefits, testing on humans (never on animals), and free abortions.
trust me, once everyone sees the vast success of this business model, all businesses will become lib businesses and the world will be a changed place...
So, I was thinking today, couldn't libs get so much more accomplished by actually implementing their ideas rather than trying to get the government to force everyone else to? For example, and I am sure I have given this before, but what if all the hollywood and government libs used as much energy in their homes as George W. Bush? Btw, I have heard his home uses 25% of the energy of the average american home. Or what if they took all their lobbying money and instead bought priuses for poor people with old run down muffler-less cars? they would be helping the poor and stopping global warming at the same time!
Then I was thinking...
what if they ran a business they way they want the government to run corporate america? For example, the CEO would be paid the same as the janitors. Every employee would have 12.4% taken off the top of their paycheck to pay for the retired workers retirement plans. They would also have 2.9% taken off the top to pay for the retired workers healthcare. Speaking of which, they would have a mandatory healthplan deducted from their wages and paid to a network of doctors of the companies choosing. These doctors would be paid the same no matter how well they perform, but if they are white and male they might be fired for poor performance. Speaking of which, half the company would be minority, half would be women and there would be a small tax on white male salaries that would be redistributed to the women and minority workers just to make sure things are fair.
Employees would have to walk or bicycle to work, but VPs and up can fly private jets to work. Sure we have to save the environment, but we also have to keep the VPs safe. think of walking to work as a carbon offset.
There would be a 100 member panel in charge of analyzing every decision the CEO makes to make sure there were no motives behind it. No motives of any kind. The company neutralize more carbon than it puts out, and the cafeteria would serve non-transfat foods.
To pay for these things and to keep the company competative, shareholders would have to give 35% of their dividends back to the company, and if they ever try to sell the company's stock they must pay 35% of the sale back to the company. in addition to this, and the above mentioned taxes, every employee would have to give 35% of their annual income so that the VPs can redistribute it and buy each other's support through bribes and project designations. by the way, there is nothing wrong with a VP taking a bribe, in fact, he or she might get promoted.
God cannot be mentioned inside the four walls of the company, and any negative word or thought about a minority will result in immediate dismissal. however, you can say whatever you want about the white males. a portion of every employee's paycheck tax will go towards homosexual partner benefits, testing on humans (never on animals), and free abortions.
trust me, once everyone sees the vast success of this business model, all businesses will become lib businesses and the world will be a changed place...