Dear Kenshin,

[ikaripinkchibi]

You look enough like a girl that Ikari and Chibis' friends are making gay, transvestite, and cross-dressing jokes. Please find some way to make a dimensional portal to here like what happens in the crappy fanfictions so you can go Battousai on their backsides. KthzBai,

Ikari and Chibi

P.S. Bring Saito and/or Aoshi and/or Sanosuke 'cos they rock.