lesson learned: never listen to Mariah Carey in a public place....
uhhh god why cant i ever just find someway to not embarrass myself to death for once. omg im soo retarded- i cant get over how not cool i am. i wish i was cool and my life wasnt interupted by these horrific incidents. so, as many people probably know- i get really into mariah carey when im listening to her songs. its really wierd bc i think i can sing like her and i pretend to know the lyrics but i really dont. and mariah is just a very dangerous singer for me to be listening to- bc im a distgustingly bad singer- and i always end up dancing to it...and im not goood at that either, so when the two are combined, it makes for one interesting show.
anywayyyysss...so after i went out to dinner with my only friends at college, i decided to just go back to my room becuase my stomach was bothering me. (sushi) I felt really lame and boring staying in on a friday night, so i was productive and made the initiative to do my laundry. anyways- im rocking out to mariah on my pod- and of course singing, as well as Carleton dancing, and duh- had the volume completely up becuase you cant really get into "Fantasy" when volume isnt maximized. anyways... i was soo involved in what i was doing that i didnt realize i was emulating Mariah by singing at the top of my lungs- i also didnt realize the littlle crowd of like 5 people watching me look like a FUCKING IDIOT. OMG!! OMG!! i have never been more thoroughly embarrassed in my life. and not only did the people rupture in laughter when i turned around- but they just didnt stop. like long after i pretended to giggle at myself- they were still laughing! FUCK MOTHER FUCKER ASSHOLE. why do i always end up putting myself in these situations?!?!?! mariah is such a dangerous singer for me. ugkjhbfvjkbdlashbwdjkchsjdh ^$%%^*&&@#**&%!!!!! and its wierd becuase i have totally gotton myself in this situation before when i was walking the animal down prospect- and did the whole "tate thinks she is as cool as mariah" gig - and then the very hott greg pomeroy had to drive by and give me the most pitiful look.....i just need to stay in my room for like the rest of my life- and hope i never run into those five people again. oh and i just remembered: i was listening to the veersoin with "ol dirty bastard" in it too- so GOD i probably looked really retarded when i belted out his verse. i really must have been screaming loudly becuase- the laundry room isnt really near any dorm rooms- so im guessing people would have had to of heard some girl yelling and went down to see what it was.................i seriously can neever just manage to go through one day where i dont end up doing something so incredibly dumb.
anywayyyysss...so after i went out to dinner with my only friends at college, i decided to just go back to my room becuase my stomach was bothering me. (sushi) I felt really lame and boring staying in on a friday night, so i was productive and made the initiative to do my laundry. anyways- im rocking out to mariah on my pod- and of course singing, as well as Carleton dancing, and duh- had the volume completely up becuase you cant really get into "Fantasy" when volume isnt maximized. anyways... i was soo involved in what i was doing that i didnt realize i was emulating Mariah by singing at the top of my lungs- i also didnt realize the littlle crowd of like 5 people watching me look like a FUCKING IDIOT. OMG!! OMG!! i have never been more thoroughly embarrassed in my life. and not only did the people rupture in laughter when i turned around- but they just didnt stop. like long after i pretended to giggle at myself- they were still laughing! FUCK MOTHER FUCKER ASSHOLE. why do i always end up putting myself in these situations?!?!?! mariah is such a dangerous singer for me. ugkjhbfvjkbdlashbwdjkchsjdh ^$%%^*&&@#**&%!!!!! and its wierd becuase i have totally gotton myself in this situation before when i was walking the animal down prospect- and did the whole "tate thinks she is as cool as mariah" gig - and then the very hott greg pomeroy had to drive by and give me the most pitiful look.....i just need to stay in my room for like the rest of my life- and hope i never run into those five people again. oh and i just remembered: i was listening to the veersoin with "ol dirty bastard" in it too- so GOD i probably looked really retarded when i belted out his verse. i really must have been screaming loudly becuase- the laundry room isnt really near any dorm rooms- so im guessing people would have had to of heard some girl yelling and went down to see what it was.................i seriously can neever just manage to go through one day where i dont end up doing something so incredibly dumb.