In which L and little-Matt (Miles) confer, and decide that they will bake a cake but will have Matt as a protector on hand with golf clubs in case it becomes an alien life form.
In which L questions konata-ismywife on the importance of figurines.
In which L establishes that nice-ish!B is mid to mildlingly crazy but that he kind of likes him anyways, perhaps?
In which L meets Light (real person icon light) and decides that he is dishonest, but that L can probably let Light think he's playing him and learn something along the way without giving anything up.
In which L meets Near, who is older than him, which wigs the mun right out, and discusses L's death and Near's avenging him, which wigs L right out, only he is less quick to admit it.
In which L and other!Light discuss capital punishment, vigilantism, and baking. L makes a friend (who he doesn't trust one single inch, but is fine with that) and Light finds himself roped in to being on hand with water when L and Matt start cooking. They share tea and punches are almost thrown, but not quite.
In which L meets older!L, who wildly intimidates him, though again, he isn't letting on. Also, he learns that B is very crazy.
In which B PROVES himself crazy.
In which L meets vampire!Mello and is intrigued and alarmed in equal parts.
In which L meets illuminati!Near, and is politely amused.