Know what doesn't have a razor blade in it? This orange.
Leverage Episode 1.11 The Juror #6 Job. God you guys I can't even!!
EEEEEEEEEEEETHIS SHOW. This episode was so full of teamy goodness and !!! SO MUCH LOVE. My face literally hurt from smiling so hard by the end.
I NEED TO MAKE A LIST NOW. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP TRACK OF THE AWESOME.
1. SOPHIE/PARKER LOVE. I love their scenes together. They are completely different and come at things from opposite directions and each thinks the other is SO WEIRD. Sophie spends all week training Parker to BE A HUMAN BEING and Parker is like 'WHAT IS THIS FRIEND THING? SHOULD I TAKE HER TO STEAL A PAINTING?' God, so adorable. And like, the scene where Sophie is telling her how all the other jurors are really just as weird as Parker is? It killed me. I love that these two have bonded just a little bit at a time (though, you know, I could have done with more) over the season, and now even though they are complete opposites and don't really get each other they still totally love each other. IT MAKES ME SQUEE IN MY SPECIAL HAPPY PLACE.
2. I love that Parker's time out is being sent to kindergarten jury duty where people learn to sit quietly and follow the rules and think about other people's feelings. ♥♥♥
3. LAUREN HOLLY. Hot. I would not be averse to seeing her character again. Because I want to slash her with Sophie.
4. Sophie making Eliot help train Parker.
5. Nate making Eliot help Parker break and enter and thus missing the football game.
6. Hardison making Eliot stay in the dumpster.
7. Parker making Eliot spit out the apple.
8. Wow, Eliot was really just everybody's butt monkey this episode. A++ Eliot should really be cranky at all times.
9. LOL THE BOYS WATCHING SPORTS TOGETHER ON THEIR GIANT MEDIA WALL. SUCH DORKS. I love that they apparently just hang out together at work when they're not doing a job. It is basically just pizza party time ALL THE TIME at Leverage headquarters when Nate can't be bothered looking for a client. I HAVE NO PROBLEM AT ALL WITH THIS IMAGE.
10. Nate mentoring Hardison while Sophie mentors Parker GOD THE DYSFUNCTIONAL YET HAPPY FAMILY THING I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
11. Evil conspiracy behind all civil activity. Yes. Parker needed that extra dose of paranoia. She will NEVER TRUST THE SYSTEM AGAIN.
12. The razor blade. THE RAZOR BLADE.
13. Throwing the garbage bag at Hardison's head.
14. Parker's little face when people started to like her and she made a friend! Aw! *squishes her*
15. Hardison, Attorney at Law. LOVE. With the slides. And Osama Bin Laden. Heeeeee.
16. Crazy Nate on the bike.
17. The two Mumbai International dudes. 'Any idea what's going on?' 'Shut up and sign.' Hee.
Omg, I know there is more, but I need to watch the episode again. In conclusion: LOVE.
Omfg I had to stop writing this flail post halfway through because a freaking CANE TOAD appeared underneath my computer desk. Wtf wildlife? Frogs I can handle. Frogs are sweet and beautiful and I rescue them gladly and put them outside, squeeing all the while about how adorable they are. More frogs, pls. Cane toads? Are enormous and gross and spit poison. There was no squeeing. Just flailing and a lot of 'omg omg OMG's as I found a bucket and trapped it and took it outside. Ew. It was RIGHT NEXT TO MY BARE FEET. And it kept hopping and hurling itself at the wall in panic. *has trauma*
EEEEEEEEEEEETHIS SHOW. This episode was so full of teamy goodness and !!! SO MUCH LOVE. My face literally hurt from smiling so hard by the end.
I NEED TO MAKE A LIST NOW. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP TRACK OF THE AWESOME.
1. SOPHIE/PARKER LOVE. I love their scenes together. They are completely different and come at things from opposite directions and each thinks the other is SO WEIRD. Sophie spends all week training Parker to BE A HUMAN BEING and Parker is like 'WHAT IS THIS FRIEND THING? SHOULD I TAKE HER TO STEAL A PAINTING?' God, so adorable. And like, the scene where Sophie is telling her how all the other jurors are really just as weird as Parker is? It killed me. I love that these two have bonded just a little bit at a time (though, you know, I could have done with more) over the season, and now even though they are complete opposites and don't really get each other they still totally love each other. IT MAKES ME SQUEE IN MY SPECIAL HAPPY PLACE.
2. I love that Parker's time out is being sent to kindergarten jury duty where people learn to sit quietly and follow the rules and think about other people's feelings. ♥♥♥
3. LAUREN HOLLY. Hot. I would not be averse to seeing her character again. Because I want to slash her with Sophie.
4. Sophie making Eliot help train Parker.
5. Nate making Eliot help Parker break and enter and thus missing the football game.
6. Hardison making Eliot stay in the dumpster.
7. Parker making Eliot spit out the apple.
8. Wow, Eliot was really just everybody's butt monkey this episode. A++ Eliot should really be cranky at all times.
9. LOL THE BOYS WATCHING SPORTS TOGETHER ON THEIR GIANT MEDIA WALL. SUCH DORKS. I love that they apparently just hang out together at work when they're not doing a job. It is basically just pizza party time ALL THE TIME at Leverage headquarters when Nate can't be bothered looking for a client. I HAVE NO PROBLEM AT ALL WITH THIS IMAGE.
10. Nate mentoring Hardison while Sophie mentors Parker GOD THE DYSFUNCTIONAL YET HAPPY FAMILY THING I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
11. Evil conspiracy behind all civil activity. Yes. Parker needed that extra dose of paranoia. She will NEVER TRUST THE SYSTEM AGAIN.
12. The razor blade. THE RAZOR BLADE.
13. Throwing the garbage bag at Hardison's head.
14. Parker's little face when people started to like her and she made a friend! Aw! *squishes her*
15. Hardison, Attorney at Law. LOVE. With the slides. And Osama Bin Laden. Heeeeee.
16. Crazy Nate on the bike.
17. The two Mumbai International dudes. 'Any idea what's going on?' 'Shut up and sign.' Hee.
Omg, I know there is more, but I need to watch the episode again. In conclusion: LOVE.
Omfg I had to stop writing this flail post halfway through because a freaking CANE TOAD appeared underneath my computer desk. Wtf wildlife? Frogs I can handle. Frogs are sweet and beautiful and I rescue them gladly and put them outside, squeeing all the while about how adorable they are. More frogs, pls. Cane toads? Are enormous and gross and spit poison. There was no squeeing. Just flailing and a lot of 'omg omg OMG's as I found a bucket and trapped it and took it outside. Ew. It was RIGHT NEXT TO MY BARE FEET. And it kept hopping and hurling itself at the wall in panic. *has trauma*