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[ijab]

i had a dreamed that i entered a drinking and eating contest with a cool old women named gladys kissime. she was really cool and she would do all the drinking and i would do all the eating. i had to eat gross stuff like anchovies and scallops and she was taking shot after shot after shot. she was really old but she was friends with all these hot young girls. we were on our way to winning the contest but i woke up. dammit.
before that i battled a shark alien thing.
i think the reason i had to eat anchovies and scallops in the eating contest in my dream is that i made a pizza at work with that on it. it was the grossest pizza ive ever seen.