halo twenty-one
april 30th has finally come and gone, and i have aged a year once again. my mother went all out on my 21st birthday - to all who missed out, this is what you missed...
one... . . . ...two quarter kegs of coors original*
two... . . . ...two sheet pizzas - one buffalo and one pepperoni
three... . . . ...bottle of jagermeister
four... . . . ...many hands of the greatest card drinking game ever [asshole]
five... . . . ...your picture taken with my 1337 black and white kodak disposable
six... . . . ...andiesle and myself rocking out with our cocks out [guitars out too]
seven... . . . ...ron jeremy and ron jeremy jr. together!
eight... . . . ...me busting my ass off the porch steps
nine... . . . ...me busting my ass off the porch completely
ten... . . . ...parsnatch passing out and getting killer [kye-ler] and par'crack' written on his face
eleven... . . . ...if i remember more, i'll keep you posted!
*footnote -- the coors original was actually michelob regular... -tear- but it got me drunk, and that was the goal.
i was fucking FUCK faced that night, most of it's still a blur... hopefully the pictures will help me remember more of what happened. i'm still surprised that my father showed up at my moms with his girlfriend, it made the night worth everything... no one got in any fights. everyone was generally having a good time. i also went to atlas (brick oven pizzeria) and bought two carbombs... how i fiend for those motherfuckers... and a yuengling - i would have bought another, but i wasn't wasting two fifty on a bottle, when you can buy a twelver for like eight bucks at wegmans...
have a bad day!
oh... and to the girl who promised me a lap dance, you know who you are... and you still owe me a dance jad namnit! i suppose it is my fault for leaving before you left without saying goodbye... but that doesn't mean i forgot...
one... . . . ...two quarter kegs of coors original*
two... . . . ...two sheet pizzas - one buffalo and one pepperoni
three... . . . ...bottle of jagermeister
four... . . . ...many hands of the greatest card drinking game ever [asshole]
five... . . . ...your picture taken with my 1337 black and white kodak disposable
six... . . . ...andiesle and myself rocking out with our cocks out [guitars out too]
seven... . . . ...ron jeremy and ron jeremy jr. together!
eight... . . . ...me busting my ass off the porch steps
nine... . . . ...me busting my ass off the porch completely
ten... . . . ...parsnatch passing out and getting killer [kye-ler] and par'crack' written on his face
eleven... . . . ...if i remember more, i'll keep you posted!
*footnote -- the coors original was actually michelob regular... -tear- but it got me drunk, and that was the goal.
i was fucking FUCK faced that night, most of it's still a blur... hopefully the pictures will help me remember more of what happened. i'm still surprised that my father showed up at my moms with his girlfriend, it made the night worth everything... no one got in any fights. everyone was generally having a good time. i also went to atlas (brick oven pizzeria) and bought two carbombs... how i fiend for those motherfuckers... and a yuengling - i would have bought another, but i wasn't wasting two fifty on a bottle, when you can buy a twelver for like eight bucks at wegmans...
have a bad day!
oh... and to the girl who promised me a lap dance, you know who you are... and you still owe me a dance jad namnit! i suppose it is my fault for leaving before you left without saying goodbye... but that doesn't mean i forgot...