work love.
so we have came down to the fact that I, Sarah D Bayne, am a lustful wench! yes i am.
i love the men of lowe's. honestly. love them.
lets start off with jeff. my sales manager. i wasnt even crushing on him until Jeneen started explaining all of his great qualties to me. HIS NICE BIG REAR!!!! wow. wow. wow. he was wearing a hurley shirt today. that was like a BIT to small for him. and you can tell hes got a kinda little tummmy.. awww... and he has a BIG REAR!! have i mentioned that. but he has big arms. and hes just adorable. and a KILLER smile. and he is just awesome. and he takes care of me.
ie. today me and jeneen were trying to get some employee files done for our audit (which sucks ass) and i was working them and so was she. well kat (a cashier) SCREAMS at us to call seasonal to do a code 50 (to load) a tree and a small appliance. well since i was busy and so was jeneen we told her to call herself. POLITELY! and she yells back at us that we werent doing anything so we could call. ALL OF THIS IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS! OMG!.. so me being the bitch that i am. told jeff. and he ripped her up and down. :)
i love me some jeff.
ok. then there is Jeremy. he is our LP (loss prevention) specialist. he is sooooooooo not my type. he is like 6'3 a good 325lbs. BIG BOY! but an adorable big boy.; he has a baby face. that u just want to pinch his cheeks. and give him kisses. and he has a smile that wont stop. like woah. i love it. he is soo funny too. he is always making me laugh. he is always doing something annoying to make us laugh. he flirts like no other. but its the smile that does it for me. hes a bit to wild for me. like for new years. he has 5 kegs commin to his house. and he has all these big plans. and im nothing that crazy. ill prolly sit home with my family and a few friends and wsatch the ball drop. then kiss someone. lol. thats it. but jeremy hes going all out. hes soo not my type but hes fun to lust after. i have good dreams about him. haha.
then there is david. WOAH not my type at all. hes kinda a hippee/grunge/dorkish kinda kid. hes 22. and he has long brownish blonde hair. hes got again an aweomse smile. and he flirts like no other. hes just kinda sweet. and shy.but in a cute way. hes tall. skinny. dorky. but i adore him. he always calls to the operator and just bs's with me forever. and i love it.l i look forward to going to be a lumber cashier. so i can talk with him. hes too funny. i guess im diggin the whole shyness thing. he always says stuff like for shizzle. to be funny! always making me laugh.and when i have bad days. hes always like cheer up. and gives me encouragment. aww its too cute.
then there is travis. hes my flriting buddy. hes my buddy. hes kinda dorky too. but in an awesome way. lol. last night i wanted to go to look at our christmas stuff. and i was off. so i brought my dog. because we allow dogs in the store. and travis in front of EVERYONE trying to make me feel funny. says... WE DONT ALLOW PETS. and all these customers were STARING at me. and i was like... WELL WE ALLOW YOU IN. and he was likie awwwwwwwwww. u suck. travis is in seasonal. hes their team leader. which hes awesome. i love him. hes good at his job i think. but im in total lust with him. he has dark brown hair. and BEAUTIFUL eyes. aww. sexy man. sexy sexy man.
yes. lustful wench. i know. lol. im sorry what can i say. we have the sexiest lowe's men EVER!!!!!!!!!! im tellin you! i think they should do playboy. im serious.
i love me some lowe's boys!
i love the men of lowe's. honestly. love them.
lets start off with jeff. my sales manager. i wasnt even crushing on him until Jeneen started explaining all of his great qualties to me. HIS NICE BIG REAR!!!! wow. wow. wow. he was wearing a hurley shirt today. that was like a BIT to small for him. and you can tell hes got a kinda little tummmy.. awww... and he has a BIG REAR!! have i mentioned that. but he has big arms. and hes just adorable. and a KILLER smile. and he is just awesome. and he takes care of me.
ie. today me and jeneen were trying to get some employee files done for our audit (which sucks ass) and i was working them and so was she. well kat (a cashier) SCREAMS at us to call seasonal to do a code 50 (to load) a tree and a small appliance. well since i was busy and so was jeneen we told her to call herself. POLITELY! and she yells back at us that we werent doing anything so we could call. ALL OF THIS IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS! OMG!.. so me being the bitch that i am. told jeff. and he ripped her up and down. :)
i love me some jeff.
ok. then there is Jeremy. he is our LP (loss prevention) specialist. he is sooooooooo not my type. he is like 6'3 a good 325lbs. BIG BOY! but an adorable big boy.; he has a baby face. that u just want to pinch his cheeks. and give him kisses. and he has a smile that wont stop. like woah. i love it. he is soo funny too. he is always making me laugh. he is always doing something annoying to make us laugh. he flirts like no other. but its the smile that does it for me. hes a bit to wild for me. like for new years. he has 5 kegs commin to his house. and he has all these big plans. and im nothing that crazy. ill prolly sit home with my family and a few friends and wsatch the ball drop. then kiss someone. lol. thats it. but jeremy hes going all out. hes soo not my type but hes fun to lust after. i have good dreams about him. haha.
then there is david. WOAH not my type at all. hes kinda a hippee/grunge/dorkish kinda kid. hes 22. and he has long brownish blonde hair. hes got again an aweomse smile. and he flirts like no other. hes just kinda sweet. and shy.but in a cute way. hes tall. skinny. dorky. but i adore him. he always calls to the operator and just bs's with me forever. and i love it.l i look forward to going to be a lumber cashier. so i can talk with him. hes too funny. i guess im diggin the whole shyness thing. he always says stuff like for shizzle. to be funny! always making me laugh.and when i have bad days. hes always like cheer up. and gives me encouragment. aww its too cute.
then there is travis. hes my flriting buddy. hes my buddy. hes kinda dorky too. but in an awesome way. lol. last night i wanted to go to look at our christmas stuff. and i was off. so i brought my dog. because we allow dogs in the store. and travis in front of EVERYONE trying to make me feel funny. says... WE DONT ALLOW PETS. and all these customers were STARING at me. and i was like... WELL WE ALLOW YOU IN. and he was likie awwwwwwwwww. u suck. travis is in seasonal. hes their team leader. which hes awesome. i love him. hes good at his job i think. but im in total lust with him. he has dark brown hair. and BEAUTIFUL eyes. aww. sexy man. sexy sexy man.
yes. lustful wench. i know. lol. im sorry what can i say. we have the sexiest lowe's men EVER!!!!!!!!!! im tellin you! i think they should do playboy. im serious.
i love me some lowe's boys!