► Redux Nightmare 07 (backdated the first)

[iinchoucat]

A] Action locked to Araragi

[This morning when she woke up at 7am, got fresh, got downstairs, had cereal--okay I'll stop now long story short she was on her way to school when she cross paths with a cheerful Hitagi. It only took less than a minute of talking to her before it became clear that she was droned

Comments

[numanstan]

There might be some real stuff, who knows? If there was, I'm gonna guess and say the milkman robot wasn't one of 'em.

Also, anythin' with fish. Cats love the stuff.

[iinchoucat]

[A weak chuckle.]

I would have to agree. That machine looked bigger than all the buildings in Mayfield, including the dairy.

Fish? I completely forgot about that. Thank you for the reminder, Vince.

[numanstan]

The Mayor and Grady bein' in love, though? True. Always knew those two had somethin' goin' on.

Y'gettin' a cat, then?

[iinchoucat]

Really? A secret romance between them...I don't have the imagination to picture it. If my underclassmen was here she would be of more help.

Yes. A stray I helped a few months ago found me again and followed me back home.

[numanstan]

Don't try. It's pretty horrific.

That's well cute! Did y'name it yet?

[iinchoucat]

Would it be? I don't think I've ever seen them in person. I'm sure they aren't that unattractive.

No, not yet. He's a male, but I'm thinking up names now.

[numanstan]

One of 'em's fat and Irish and the other's Dr. Phil.

Y'oughta name him Mick Jagger.

[iinchoucat]

......My, that's quite an image. The Mayor being Doctor Phil that is.

After the musician, yes? I'll think about it. I never owned a pet before so I'm not good at giving names.

[numanstan]

The resemblance is scary.

Jagger's the best name to give a pet, trust me.

[iinchoucat]

Maybe they copied a figure that is considered to be gentle and kind from one world and impose it as the Mayor's appearance.

Hm...Jagger alone sounds nice. And it won't tilt on copyright infringements.

[numanstan]

Hm, maybe. I would've picked somebody less bald and awful, though.

If Jagger comes to complain 'bout y'namin' a cat after him, call me. Seriously.

[iinchoucat]

Like who? I doubt Oprah could be a convincing man.

Alright, I will. [Sob she's just trying be good okay. Lawful stupid over here.]

[numanstan]

... Oh, now I'm havin' mental images.

They're not good ones.

[iinchoucat]

Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to. Is there anything I can do to take them off your mind?

[numanstan]

Let's just pretend the topic of Grady and Oprah havin' sex never came up.

[iinchoucat]

A-Ah I didn't mean--

Oh I--

I'm sorry!

[Oh god she's ready to hang up because she did something so terrible but that's rude!! ;u;]