► Redux Nightmare 05 [Phone]

Jan 14, 2011 05:09

Um, excuse me I have a question.

How does someone be popular? I received a job here saying that I need to look out for squares. [...] Is anyone here a square? It's okay if you are, I'm not judgmental! But why would they care about squares in particular? [sob she thinks it means literal squares]

!phone, sob this is horrible, no clue what im even doing, how does i be poplar?

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numanstan January 14 2011, 21:27:35 UTC
I don't think bein' popular is somethin' y'can learn to do. It's somethin' you're born with, like green eyes or a club foot.

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iinchoucat January 14 2011, 21:37:08 UTC
Really? But, I don't know if I was born popular. How do you know that you were born that way?

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numanstan January 14 2011, 21:38:30 UTC
Y'just know, mate. Y'just know.

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iinchoucat January 14 2011, 21:39:59 UTC
[She thinks for a moment. IS SHE POPULAR. Ummm man she doesn't know.]

Are there any signs I should look out for? What do popular people normally do?

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numanstan January 14 2011, 21:43:20 UTC
Wear brilliant clothes, have really nice hair, start trends, get laid a lot, keep up with trends... Y'know, stuff like that!

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iinchoucat January 15 2011, 00:02:30 UTC
[Noting all of this down...wait.]

Get...laid? Like...having sex?

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