happiness is a warm gun

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present - 7/9: dreaming, stressing, organizing, budgeting, travelling, planning, packing, working, and the occasional acid trip
7/10 xanax 14 hours
7/11 Barcelona, Spain 10:00 PM
7/12 Marseille (Provence), France 8:30 AM - 6:00 PM
7/13 Florence/Pisa (Livorno), Italy 7:00 AM - 7:00 PM
7/14 Rome (Civitavecchia), Italy 7:00 AM - 7:00 PM
7/15 Naples/

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Being stuck on a boat with the fam might seem suffocating, however there are a bunch of people our age to make friends with and the ship is so big that it's possible to escape and not even bump into them. Plus my family has the potty humor of a six grade boy so I didn't mind being with them for that long.

Barcelona:
That city is so full of spice and life. Around every street corner there is a party. Everyone is high and vendors walk around selling six packs instead of the annoying tourist crap.

Marseille: really pretty monastery on top of a hill..pretty much about it..oh and lots of gypsies.

Florence/Pisa: Take a picture with the tower. We just ate pizza and drank wine there. If you go to Florence you can see the statue of david.

Rome: Go to the catacombs. They are these creepy underground burial caves. It was too hot to do anything but drink wine. Then I proceeded to go swimming in some famous fountains and got chased by a cop threatening to fine me 100 euro.

Naples/Capri: Capri is an adorable little island. I think we went to the village where picasso painted.

Days at Sea are a blast. I spent the majority of time doing pilates or yoga. The fitness instructors are always gorgeous south africans.

Mykenos: My favorite beach is here! The water is turquoise. Little white houses with blue roofs. Just what you think greece should look like.

Istanbul: Seriously go to the hamaam (turkish bath)..but only if you're comfortable with turkish women giving you a scrub down...This is my favorite city in Europe/Asia. I just went back and spent time there this past spring. Be careful because the Turkish men can be really aggressive because they think all american women are hussy pants.
Merhiba means hello. Teshekular:Thank you.

Ephesus: There is this awesome ancient library there that had a secret passage where men would see prostitutes. Kinda like The Library off the 95. ha

Athens: Go be greek goddess.

Venice: eat the coconut gellato.

And if you want the waiters at your dinner table on the cruise to like you pound on the table and shout "Freatch Bullah!" Romanian for blow job. Their are a ton of romanian workers that got a kick out of our table which this was a nighty ritual.

Can't wait to hear about your adventures.