i a m g o i n g t o s t a r t
wearing my retainer nightlayy
tanning again, what the fuck else do I have to do
staying home and drankin burrs
Ive often thought of compiling a list of things that clueless ass mother fuckers might find useful when theyre sitting around wondering what they can do to get a girlfriend
consequently:
WOMEN LIKE MEN WHO:
- know how to fucking drive. know where the fuck they are going. dont get pissed at you when you dont know how to tell them where they are going or if they are too incompetent to understand simple directions like a fucking arrow pointing to the empire ballroom.
- dont fucking comb their hair into their face like little zig zag spikes on the side of their heads like your hair fucking grows backwards, no
- fuckin buy you perfume but don't rub it in your face like they "dropped so much money" on your $16 banana republic perfume and a fuckin movie (fucking fantastic 4 four or whatever) you didnt even want to see with their friends.
- like (LOVE) their mother and NEVER mutter the sentence "I don't even love her" WHAT the fuck?
- never tell you the way you roll your eyes reminds you of their ex. thattheyrestillinlovewith.
ENOUGH TIME HAS PASSED FOR ME TO BE IN THE WWWWWTTTTFFF was I thinking? stage! I love it! It's so funny! hahhahaha wtf?? maroon 5?? hahahahahahahhaahahahahhahaha
This is a testimate that persuit of maturity & commitment and forgiveness are blind and red flags should not be ignored/excused. because I do love people that I actually like, too, and have things in common with, and feel comfortable saying things around without getting chewed the fuck out, and it is awakening, and I forgot love was like this
hey who doesnt want to wake up to eggs benedict chevre florentine every morning
