Break it down? Are you kidding? That's hand-carved mahogony...
these are fun i guess...
1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
the big ones are orange and the little ones are green.
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
heloooooo...its summer...
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
im too cool for mouse pads
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
the only board game ive played in the last 5 years is monopoly. and no one really likes monopoly. just ask dane cook.
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Transworld MX
6. FAVORITE SMELL?
uh...bacon, 2 stroke, or this po-per-ee (definitely not how you spell it) doll that my mom has
7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
probably ass
8. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
good to see you too
9. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR:
i dunno... who has ill will towards colors these days?
10. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
2 for the house phone. i have to time it out with my P.O.S. cell cause if i dont it hangs up on you
11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
for a boy i dig Spencer. Cadence is a cool chick name
12. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
have fun
13. FAVORITE SOUND?
chug chug. or maybe a funny soundin' fart...
14. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
vanilla
15. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST:
........bah
16. DO YOU SLEEP WELL?
yeah, usually
17. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
i suppose you could say either an '04 dodge ram or a '94 chrysler concorde. touchy subject
19. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?
why is there no 18? Dane Cook or Jacob Bannon
20. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN & YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i forget. March 28th
21. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
i dont like brocolli. 'cept with mustard
22. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
i hope to one day accomplish this feat, and become a bar owner. but if that falls through i could always be a pornstar or a professional lazy ass
23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
black. cause id have a maddddd niggerish afro
24. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
sure
25. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY.
im not like a negative dude or anything, but its half empty fools
26. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES?
Boondock Saints, Blazing Saddles, Tommy Boy
27.ARE YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
you betcha
28. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
im thinkin a shirt, box of nilla wafers and a dirty sock or two
29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
16 and 21. they've been my favs since before i even knew what happened when you turn those ages
30. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
motocross, baseball, sychronized muff diving
31. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR?
i really dont know. im kinda scared of things in masks tho..
35. FAVORITE CD:
yeah, piss on 32-34 too i guess.
right now: Lamb of God - As the Palaces Burn of all time: Nirvana - Nevermind
36. FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
anything on comedy central. two and a half men. csi
37. FAVORITE SOFT DRINK?
dr pepper. no wait...tea
THERE WAS A QUESTION HERE ABOUT KETCHUP OR MUSTARD BUT I DELETED IT ON ACCIDENT. MYYYYY BAD...
mustard
40. THE BEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN?
this numbering system is all fucked up.
vegas, mexico, ah paradise
41. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW?
a bouncing windows icon
42. BURGER KING OR MCDONALDS?
they both make for a messy time but i'll go with BK. "are you ready to rock BK brolier??"
43. FULL NAME?
Matthew Albert Taber
44. HOW MANY BABIES DO YOU WANT?
2 or 3 or none
45. PC or Mac?
PC duh
46. WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
dont be a tool. come to my pants party. listen to converge. s my d. tell your mom you love her. practice random acts of kindness :) dont be gay...
i stole this from an email i got from brad loooooong ago. i kept it cause you mean so much to me baby
i apologize for the very homosexual vibe wreaking from these last sentences.
l-l-laaaater
1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
the big ones are orange and the little ones are green.
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
heloooooo...its summer...
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
im too cool for mouse pads
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
the only board game ive played in the last 5 years is monopoly. and no one really likes monopoly. just ask dane cook.
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Transworld MX
6. FAVORITE SMELL?
uh...bacon, 2 stroke, or this po-per-ee (definitely not how you spell it) doll that my mom has
7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
probably ass
8. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
good to see you too
9. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR:
i dunno... who has ill will towards colors these days?
10. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
2 for the house phone. i have to time it out with my P.O.S. cell cause if i dont it hangs up on you
11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
for a boy i dig Spencer. Cadence is a cool chick name
12. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
have fun
13. FAVORITE SOUND?
chug chug. or maybe a funny soundin' fart...
14. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
vanilla
15. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST:
........bah
16. DO YOU SLEEP WELL?
yeah, usually
17. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
i suppose you could say either an '04 dodge ram or a '94 chrysler concorde. touchy subject
19. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?
why is there no 18? Dane Cook or Jacob Bannon
20. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN & YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i forget. March 28th
21. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
i dont like brocolli. 'cept with mustard
22. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
i hope to one day accomplish this feat, and become a bar owner. but if that falls through i could always be a pornstar or a professional lazy ass
23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
black. cause id have a maddddd niggerish afro
24. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
sure
25. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY.
im not like a negative dude or anything, but its half empty fools
26. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES?
Boondock Saints, Blazing Saddles, Tommy Boy
27.ARE YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
you betcha
28. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
im thinkin a shirt, box of nilla wafers and a dirty sock or two
29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
16 and 21. they've been my favs since before i even knew what happened when you turn those ages
30. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
motocross, baseball, sychronized muff diving
31. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR?
i really dont know. im kinda scared of things in masks tho..
35. FAVORITE CD:
yeah, piss on 32-34 too i guess.
right now: Lamb of God - As the Palaces Burn of all time: Nirvana - Nevermind
36. FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
anything on comedy central. two and a half men. csi
37. FAVORITE SOFT DRINK?
dr pepper. no wait...tea
THERE WAS A QUESTION HERE ABOUT KETCHUP OR MUSTARD BUT I DELETED IT ON ACCIDENT. MYYYYY BAD...
mustard
40. THE BEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN?
this numbering system is all fucked up.
vegas, mexico, ah paradise
41. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW?
a bouncing windows icon
42. BURGER KING OR MCDONALDS?
they both make for a messy time but i'll go with BK. "are you ready to rock BK brolier??"
43. FULL NAME?
Matthew Albert Taber
44. HOW MANY BABIES DO YOU WANT?
2 or 3 or none
45. PC or Mac?
PC duh
46. WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
dont be a tool. come to my pants party. listen to converge. s my d. tell your mom you love her. practice random acts of kindness :) dont be gay...
i stole this from an email i got from brad loooooong ago. i kept it cause you mean so much to me baby
i apologize for the very homosexual vibe wreaking from these last sentences.
l-l-laaaater